An Ode to Our Favorite Birthday Girl, Selena Gomez

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Today, Selena Gomez turns 19! And we had to go above and beyond for her birthday, of course. That means more than just flowers and balloons and chocolate cake. So, what’d we do? We wrote her a poem! Just like we did for Justin Bieber on his birthday back in March (read it here!). Creepy? A little. But come on. We just had to…

And now, for your reading pleasure…

Oh, Selena, where do we begin?
Whether its at awards shows or on the red carpet, you always win.
And don’t even get us started on that boyfriend of yours
He’s the kind of guy who buys you everything flowers and opens doors.

But before you were famous you were just like us,
trying to make it big in the state of Dal-lus.
Then you got a role with Demi Lovato on Barney,
and soon after moved to Hollywood and the rest is history.

Wizards of Waverly Place became your claim to fame,
and soon after, every little girl knew your name!
But your Disney TV show was only a start
You started volunteering for Unicef. You’ve got such a big heart!

Then you branched out into music and became Selena Gomez and the Scene,
Which is super impressive, cause you’re still just a teen.
Your albums did amazingly, and “Naturally” is our fave,
And BTW, unlike other young stars, we love that you behave.

Would we make great friends with you? Def!
We wish we were Taylor Swift, so we could be your BFF.
You could teach us how to rap. We heard you sing Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass.”
Though we’re not too sure we can keep up the pace.

When the Sun Goes Down tonight, there’s no need to worry
We’re sure JB will be there in a hurry
To wish you Happy Birthday, the big one-nine,
Then give you a present before you go out and dine.

This poem is just a small way to show that we love you,
Even though we want to steal your boyfriend, your hair and your shoes.
So we wish you the best on your big day
But wait, before we go, we just wanna say,
Monte Carlo was awesome, and “Who Says” is the best,
But please, could you give your relationship with the Biebs a rest?
We want him to ourselves, ya know. It’s just not fair!
We simply can’t resist his swag and his hair.

But we wish you the greatest of birthdays ever,
And having Justin to celebrate with will make it even better.
We can’t wait to see you on tour this summer
Even though we couldn’t get tickets. Whoops. What a bummer.

And please, no more making out with Justin on vacay.
Those pics from Hawaii legitimately ruined our day.
OK, this time we’re gonna go now, for real,
So Happy Birthday, Selena!
Now go enjoy a big meal.

Ha! What’d you think of the poem? Tell us your thoughts below, and leave your own Bday wish for Sel in the comments!

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62 Responses to "An Ode to Our Favorite Birthday Girl, Selena Gomez"

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    keila aguila says:

    selena happy birthay

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    cece says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE IT WAS AWSOME :)

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    Lindsay says:

    Happy Birthday Girl!!!! Im you #1 fan and I will always suport you no matter what situation you are in!! Love ya!!

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    juwairiyah R. says:

    happy birthday selena i hope your wishes come true dont let anything get in your Way ok just ignore selfish jealousey people??LOVE U??
    Your so gorgouse!! I am your NUMBER 1 fan your my Idol ??
    So HAPPY Birthday!!!!

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    http://sale-christianlouboutin.net says:

    sweet girl

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    Amanda(: says:

    Happy Birthday Selena! :) You’re so Pretty! Don’t let anyone let you down! OXOXOX

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    belu says:

    ME ENCANTA SELENA Y MUCHO MAS LA PAREJA QUE ACE CON JUSTIN BIEBER
    SEL SOS UNA GENIA

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    amanda says:

    omg selena gomez is so cool i am havin her as my birthday party theme selena can you tell jake t austin that i think his really cute thanks bye

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    sabby says:

    that was FANTABULOUS i loved it and i’m sure you put alot of dedication and hard work into that and BTW it was totally worth it! totally awesome! gr8 work. When i was 9 i heard of selena gomez and started to watch her movies, see her auditions and learn her AMAZING songs. Still now she’s my fave celeb of all time andd always will B. Sure there are alot of other cool and totally hot celebs, but for me sel was the 1 who really stood out, i love her and wish her well in the future, happy B day selena!

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    mya says:

    i love selena gomez shes the best anyway happy b day

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    analiz says:

    isn’t kinda of illegal for her to date Justin since she’s 19 and he’s 17. isn’t that called a uh child molester…

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    Ines says:

    Haha this is so sweet .. she definitely loved it !

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    christine says:

    ur getiing old!! sel but well ur old already! a user!! sucksssssssss

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    Victoria says:

    That poem was so cheesy…
    Anyway Happy birthday Selena
    I cant believe your a Leo like me
    We ROCK

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    nicole jones says:

    NO I TAKE THAT BACK YOU ARE A LOW DOWN STINKY JUSTIN BIEBER LADY AND A COW MOO MOO MOO……………….ON THAT UGLY

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    nicole jones says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS SELENA GOMEZ

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    tieraney says:

    happy bday

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    Harliegh says:

    Happy birthday your so so lucky your so pretty well I just wanted to tell you happy birthday I’m your biggest fan

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    cheyenne says:

    happy b-day i am your biggest fan and u r so lucky i mean your dating justin bieber your so so pretty and i love your hair so i just wanted to say HAPPY B-DAY selena

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    amanda says:

    wow that poem was so geart and i love selena pic love you selena im your #1 fan i am having you for my party

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    austin drysdale says:

    hello ms.gomez, i hope you got my letter. i really like you and your boyfriend too. I just wanted to say happy late b-day

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    selena says:

    thank u guys soo much!!! i love u

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      tyra says:

      GIRL WHAT IS JUSTIN BIEBER NUMBER AND I WOULD LUV FOR U TO COME TO MI B DAY NEXT YEAR AND BRING JUSTIN BIEBER LUV U AND HAPPY LATE B DAY

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      shanaya says:

      happy birthday selena! i really like you i hope i can meet you one day. BTW i loved the poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) i am your biggest fan i am so sory that i ate you for my bday. i just wish that one day you can have a concert in trinidad you have a lot of fans here you can even bring justin bieber along although a lot of girls might try to steal him from u. anyways have a great bday!

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    sofi says:

    amazing !!!!!! i really like that poem !!!!
    and between a huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY selena gomez !!!!! even through i know im late to say that !!!

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    MARY says:

    it is an amazing poem.please send me a link.

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    idia says:

    i like it but, [toward the end] it seem to have justin name in every single line.

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