An Ode To Our Favorite Birthday Girl, Miley Cyrus

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It’s been quite the year for our girl Miley Cyrus, to say the least. But if you’ve forgotten what a rollercoaster 2011 has been for MiCy, have no fear, you guys. Because we’ve summed it all up beautifully in this birthday poem (her big day is today, BTW). But don’t worry. There’s plenty of nice stuff in there too…

Check out our Miley poem below!




When Hannah Montana started noone knew who she was
She was just the daughter of that Billy Ray dude, whatever he does.
But now Miley Cyrus is a household name
And as she got older, she only grew in fame.

So way back when she was one of those Disney chicks
And Miley, Demi and Selena started their own clique.
She played Hannah Montana and Miley Stewart on her show
And soon after she started raking in the dough.

But to shed her little girl image, Miley started to sing
And with her pop albums came a belly and nose ring.
“Party in the USA” is her most classic song
But “Can’t Be Tamed” is great too. Don’t get us wrong!

But anyway, let’s talk about her scandal a bit.
She got tattoos and started dating and parents didn’t like all that…s***
Then sideboob became Miley’s signature thing
And then began Liam Hemsworth and their little fling.

They met on the set of The Last Song, their movie
And it was on and off for years after that, ya see.
But let’s not forget the things that put Miley in the news
Like her relationship with Justin Gaston, smoking salvia and hitting the booze.
But in honor of Miley’s big 19th (that’s today!)
We’ll be nice to MiCy and end this poem and say

Happy birthday, Miley. To you we wish the best
With a hot boyfriend, tons of money, and good looks, you’re truly blessed.

Which line in the poem was your fave? Do you have a birthday wish for Miley, too? Leave it here!

And PS, check out our birthday poems for Demi, Bella, Zendaya, and more right here!

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  • Remy

    Happy Birthday~~Miley


    awwwww happy birthday miley and nice poem

  • brittney

    happy b-day miley

    • Jim

      Im a huge fan of miley and i don’t understand why reveyone hates miley. she hasn’t done anything to ruin your life so why r u ripping on her. I don’t like selena gomez but i dont go round calling her a slut I liked the video and the song is really catchy, the only reason reveyone is saying it’s racy and slutty is because its the media’s job to stur up stories to keep things interesting. Don’t pay attention to those parasites in the media >:( the iz EVIL i tellz ya!! lolIm 17 and you can ask anyone that normal 17 yr olds dance like this and sometime dress like thislol so stop blowing things out of proportion

  • lola

    happy 19 birthday smiley miley!i hope u have a great one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Iulianaandreea

      I think the video was hot. I see alot of haters on here ubivoosly, but she’s not a 12 year old anymore and that’s what every ones use to. She’s going places with her life and career and this is her next move it seems more people are mad to see people go place’s then do nothing with their lives. If it was you or your daughter you wouldn’t be hating or talking all that trash about it. I respect what she’s doing knowing alot of people are gonna talk but she’s not gonna stop living her life the way she wants to satisfy everyone else. When you live your life according to the way people want you to they find something to talk about, when you do what ever you want they still find something to talk about, might as well live it the way you want!

  • Sam

    happy bday miley!


    Happy anniversary of born Miles :)

  • jarmei

    “With a hot boyfriend, tons of money, and good looks, you’re truly blessed.” -fave line

    This is so true, she is totes blessed. Happy birthday Miley!