Did some of these celebs lose their PR teams recently? Because the word vomit that’s been spewing out of Hollywood’s biggest stars has just been completely effed up. We already showed you the new vid from Miley Cyrus‘ 19th birthday party, where she openly admits to being a pothead – surprise, surprise — but she’s not the only celeb who says things before thinking about the consequences. In fact, we’ve got more than a handful for ya right here!
Miley Cyrus: “You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you
a Bob Marley cake.”
So, is she still gonna stick to that “salvia” story?
Ashton Kutcher: “How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass
As a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”
If you’re unaware of what Ashton’s talking about here, just Google it.
But at least he was smart enough to hire a Twitter team after the backlash.
Lindsay Lohan: “I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day,
to the court as well as myself.”
Hmm, we’ll believe it when you’re not on probation, LiLo.
Chris Brown: “I’M NOT A POLITICIAN! MY MUSIC DOESN’T PROMOTE VIOLENCE
nor will it ever! Only thing it will increase is the pregnancy rate!”
Seems like everything coming out of Breezy’s mouth (or Twitter) lately is just packed with
rage negativity. Good thing he only has, like, three tweets now total.
Kim Kardashian to Marie Claire: “I’m not worried about [Kris] at all. We have a lot of trust,
and I don’t think either of us would do anything to break that.”
Kimmy must’ve known that this quote would come back to bite her in the booty,
considering she said it prob just a couple
days weeks before filing divorce.
The Situation: “I feel helpless. I can’t eat. I can’t GTL. I’m upset, man.”
The more he talks, the more we wanna punch him. Sitch, do us a favor and cry us a freakin’ river.
Ashley Greene to Teen Vogue: “[Joe and I] have already met each other’s parents,
which I think is a good result of the kind of lifestyle we live.”
Based on Joe’s track record with the ladies (Taylor, Camilla, Demi),
Ash should’ve seen this one coming (only a month after the issue came out!).
Rebecca Black: “I think I have talent on some level.
I don’t think I’m the worst singer…”
And not that
her fifteen minutes aren’t already over she’s a star, but we just had to add in this little note by this random Kansas chick who tweeted about the governor of her state:
Emma Sullivan: “Just made mean comments at gov brownback
and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot.”
It’s definitely not the first time a teen tweeted his/her feelings about a public official. But it’s one of the first (we’ve heard about) that made national headlines. Watch what you say, kiddies!
Which celeb do you just wish would shut up already? Any other celeb quotes that are just plain WTF status? Vote for the celeb with the biggest word vomit of 2011 below, then share any others in the comments!