Hotties Of the Week: Hot Guys You Can’t Have Cause They’re Married

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Hot Male Married CelebritiesYou know what the absolute worst thing in the world is? When you have a crush on a dude but then you find out…dun dun dun…he has a girlfriend. And whatever, we’re about to get real mean on you, dear readers, by flaunting these super hot guys (our Hotties of the Week, duh) in your face who you can’t have because they’re famous and you’re not they’re hitched. Just try not to be too jeal of the wifeys of these dudes like Jay-Z, Kevin Jonas and Armie Hammer, mmkay?

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Since Armie Hammer is just as hot as his Social Network co-stars JT and Andrew Garfield, we’re not surprised that his wifey, Elizabeth Chambers, is freakin’ model-level gorgeous. No wonder Armie is playing the handsome prince in Mirror, Mirror
Armie Hammer and Wife, Elizabeth Chambers

Is it ironic that Bey and Jay sang “Bonnie and Clyde” together back in like, the early 2000′s? Not even a little. These two hip-hop superstars were pretty much made for each other. And just wait until #Babyonce comes in early 2012. We’re so excited just imagining what that little girl is gonna look like. Jay Z and Wife, Beyonce

Tom Welling is long-time hubby to model Jamie White — they got hitched in 2002, which also happened to be the height of Tom’s career on Smallville. Coincidence? Probs not, but these two are still going strong so whatevs. Tom Welling and Wife, Jamie White

Do we need to tell you how Step Up is possibly the best dancing movie ever made? No. No we do not. Do we need to tell you how jealous we are that Channing Tatum married his co-star from the movie, Jenna Dewan, and that they’ve been together ever since? No, no we do not. Channing Tatum Wife, Jenna Dewan

Jared Padelecki has Supernatural levels of hotness, and his wife, Genevieve Cortese, isn’t too bad looking either. So we’re not gonna even mention that Jared should’ve married Alexis Bledel to make our Gilmore Girl-loving Dean and Rory hearts come true. Nope. Not bringing it up. Jared Padelcki and Wife, Genevieve Cortese

And maybe there’s something in the water with those dudes from Supernatural? Jared’s costar, Jensen Ackles, is also hitched, he to soap opera actress Danneel Harris. Somehow those actors aways find each other and we’re majorly jeal. Jensen Ackles and Wife, Danneel Harris

Will the baby rumors ever get put to rest for Josh Duhamel and Fergie? Probs not, but it’s not exactly shocking that everyone wants these two to procreate. Those Fergalicious babes will just be so darn cute! Josh Duhamel and Wife, Fergie

When Kevin Jonas got married at the age of 22, JoBros fans (and, well, everyone), were like, “WTF, man?!” But then when peeps saw him with his super cute wifey Danielle Deleasa (whom he met on vacay in 2007!), everyone shut up. Young or not, those two are pretty much a perfect match. Kevin Jonas, Wife Danielle

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey tied the knot in 2008, and, not gonna lie, at the time we were confused. She’s way older and, ya know, way more famous. But now these two just became parents to adorable little twinsies and fine, we get it. They’re actually sort of the cutest fam ever. Nick Cannon and Wife, Mariah Carey

On-screen, the good guy from Vampire Diaries and the mean big sister from Pretty Little Liars seem like a weird pairing. But IRL, Paul Wesley and Torrey Devitto are pretty much a match made in teenage heaven. Paul Wesley and Wife, Torrey Devitto

So, which wife are you most jealous of? Which hottie is the hottest? Tell us here, and don’t forget to vote!

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41 Responses to "Hotties Of the Week: Hot Guys You Can’t Have Cause They’re Married"

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    Vinicius says:

    Aww, they were all soooo cute <3 the songs were AMA-zing.. they fit perfect for the Video. I was woinerdng who sanged the second song? was that JB? Keep up the GREAT WORK please make more like this!

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    Farol says:

    What fun for everyone! The seimls on the girls faces say it all I wish I could have been there to make the memories with all of you. I might could have paid for a braid or two !!Love you all -Mimi

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    Lisa says:

    Seriously? Kevin Jonas as hottest married man? C’mon! I love the Jonas Brothers but Channing Tatum or Paul Wesley deserved to win! They are waaaaaaaay hotter than Kevin…

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    wtf says:

    OMG what is wrong with you people? Kevin Jonas looks like a nerdy little boy and his wife is ugly. Seriously everyone that voted here must be 12.

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      Michaela says:

      - That’s hilarious :) By the way, I relaly love your eye for photos and words. I’ve blogged about some of your work too, hope you don’t mind me using your photos on my blog. I’ll be following, keep blogging please!

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    Kat says:

    Kevin Jonas is the sexiest!!! ;D :D <3

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    Brittany says:

    As much as I wanted to pick Jensen….I just couldn’t help but choose Kevin!! <3

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    ginger says:

    I love Tom Welling so much! And I secretly would love for him to get divorced. I know that is so bad of me :P

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    Tiva4Life says:

    Tom Welling and wife so happy for them having such a strong loving marriage for so many years <3

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    JONATICA says:

    KEVINNNNNNNN ERESSSSS EL MAS CHURRO!!!!!!!! PERU TE AMA! TODOS TE AMAMOS!

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      Mohamed says:

      xxjonasluv8xxI love the Jonas Brothers so much. It hurts to see all of their fans before leave them for jutisn bieber. These boys are amazing! Oh well atleast now they know who their true fans are. Like me, i’ll always be here for the boys forever and alwayse299a5 their music brings back memories, it helped me thru so much, and it reminds me how much i love these boys. Even though they might not be popular, they’ll always be the best group of singers ever!i love the jonas brothers e299a5

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    EmiJonas says:

    Kevin Jonas is Beautiful <3

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    JoNatiKa JoBros says:

    Kenielle!! <3 :D Love Them I Love Kevinn Jonasssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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