You know we have a really good time writing birthday poems at Teen.com. Whatevs. They’re kind of our thing. So when we heard via other websites that today was Ms. Nicki Minaj‘s birthday (the big 2-9!) we were all over it. Click on to read our Ode to the Queen of Hip-Hop. And don’t forget to leave your praises for our rhyming and your own Nicki bday wishes below!
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It’s hard to believe Nicki Minaj is now 29
Since she looks really young and has a booty that’s fine.
But we’re going to celebrate her bday this year
By writing her this poem. And it’ll be good! Ya hear?
2011 was Nicki’s best year so far
Her album, “Pink Friday,” made her a huge star.
She’s worked with R&B’s best like Rihanna and Drake
A million number one singles? Please. Piece of cake.
Is “Superbass” the best song of the year? We think so.
Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Sophia Grace Brownlee also know
That Nicki’s superstardom is just at its start
And in the next few years even more Nicki we’ll heart.
We’ve been singing “boom da boom boom” all year long
And noone can deny that it’s an amazing song.
But her style is one thing we love best about Nicki
Her wigs are insanely hard to wear and seem tricky.
And now instead of being jeal that she’s worked with Britney, Ke$ha and Kanye
In honor of her birthday we just wanna say
Nicki, we can’t wait until 2012
When deeper into your music and career we will delve.
We know you’ll win Grammys, and your Barbz know that, too
So congrats on your amazing year and Happy Birthday to you!
Good one, right? What’d you think of our rhyming skillz? Almost as good as Nicki’s, right? What’s your bday wish for Ms. Minaj? Spill it!














UR MY BIGGEST ROLE MODEL.I LOOK UP 2 U WHEN I NEED HELP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE U NICKI HAPPY B-DAY MOMMY CAN U COME TO MY 15th b-day party plz
happy bday to the superbass queen we love ya nicki waitin fa ur approach nxt year gonna rock the wurl
She only looks 28
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My God I love you so much right now. I’ve been WAITNG for someone to put this up. I’ve tried to send reueqst messages to different makeup artists on here. I love this look because it looks beautiful and clean cut. You did a great job! *subscribes*
this one is for the boys with the boomin system top down A.C. with the coolin system wen he come up in da club he be blazin up and he ill he real he mite gotta deal he pop bottles and he got the rite kinda build he cold he dope he mite sell coke he flys but he nvr fly coach…. and more
BOOM BOOM BA DA BOOM BABY SUPER BASS!
This one’s for the boomer system top down A.c with the cooler when he come up in the club he be blazing got stacks on deck like he saving up, he ill he real he might got a deal he pop bottles and got the right kind of bill he tall he dope ON AND ON LOVE THAT SONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKI
GOT THE LYRICS RONG STUPID O_o
Super love the songs, just found you, you remind me of a Metro Station vibe. i love Metro Station. have me hoeokd, keep it up make more songs
That’s Was the Best Poem Ever Happy 29th Birthday Mistress Can’t WaiT to see u Next year when u go on tour Hope u enjoy your Birthday to day Fullest……Love Ya Bookie #TeamMianj Til Da Death Of Mi
This one is for the boomer system xD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKI WE LOVE UUU!!! YOU’RE NOT OLD!!! WE STILL <3 YOUUU!!!
u dat rite still i rise still fight still might crack a smile keep mi eyes on see mi haters tell hi one wen we remeaneas nothin i do ever is good enough 4 the music biz
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that was awesome!
wooow she’s soo old