The 8 Jewish Hotties That We Want for Chanukah

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Jewish Celebrities, Logan Lerman, Shia LaBeouf, Jake GyllenhaalYa know how it seems like every single person alive celebrates Christmas? Ugh. We know. But in honor of it being the first night of Chanukah, we thought we’d make you Jews out there feel a little better about not having a Christmas tree by talking about our favorite hot dudes — who also happen to be Jews. So next time your mother asks you, “Why can’t you just date a nice Jewish boy?” tell her you can, and that’s it’s going to be one of these guys. Glad we could help.

Read on for our top 8 Jewish hotties (get it? For each night of Chanukah?) and them talking about being Jewish. Some of these may really surprise you…

Drake
Yeah, we know Drake is half-black, but the other half? Full Jew! He even had a Bar Mitzvah. Watch him talk about synagogue and his yamulke and Rosh Hashanah right here and you just might melt:

Jesse Eisenberg
Jesse didn’t just play a Hasidic jew in Holy Rollers. He’s a Jew, albeit Reform, IRL. And because you probably couldn’t tell from his last name, Jesse proves his Jewdom right here:

Jake Gyllenhaal
We are proud to say that Jake, arguably the second hottest guy on the planet, is also a chosen person. And ya know what? He’s even hotter in this adorable vid where he whips out the Hebrew and talks about Passover. Wrong holiday, but we’ll take it:

Logan Lerman
Logs is too is a Jew, even though this character he played on Jack & Bobby back in the day isn’t. But the Hebrew he’s spewing here? We bet he totally learned that in temple.

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14 Responses to "The 8 Jewish Hotties That We Want for Chanukah"

  1. Teen.com
    A says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this whole article sounds really friggen rude?!?!?!
    “Jesse proves his Jewdom right here” I stg that is so rude!!
    “Yeah, we know Drake is half-black, but the other half? Full Jew!” Really?!?!
    “But the Hebrew he’s spewing here? We bet he totally learned that in temple.” WTF?!
    They may have Jewish descendants, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they practice Judaism or follow Jewish customs. No one here needs to “prove their Jewdom” and Hebrew is a beautiful language that Logan far from “spews.”
    You, Haley Longman, seriously need to take a class on culture and on sensitivity because you lack both.

  2. Teen.com
    Percy says:

    :-( Logan is jewish….

    • Teen.com
      Alex says:

      Yes, Percy Bieberface, how sad that Logan Lerman, a full-booded Jew with a Jewish last name, is a Jew.

      If he wasn’t Jewish, he wouldn’t exist.

  3. Teen.com
    Ray says:

    I love logan sooo much wish
    i could meet him in real life

  4. Teen.com
    Me says:

    AHHHH DRAKE AND LOGAN ARE JEWISH! I knew Logan was Jewish but Drake? NO WAY. ♥

  5. Teen.com
    Tulita says:

    hahha i love Jake!

  6. Teen.com
    anon says:

    logan! omg i love you so much!

  7. Teen.com
    PiP says:

    OMG SHIA IS JEWISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  8. Teen.com
    any says:

    i love drake!

  9. Teen.com
    Me says:

    p.s. Logan Lerman will be starring with EzraMiller and Paul Rudd in his next movie, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower. That’s three Jewish hotties in one film.

  10. Teen.com
    Me says:

    Me, too, anonymous. Me, too.

  11. Teen.com
    Anonymous says:

    i love logan lerman!

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