Newsflash, guys — New Year’s Eve is this weekend. And if you’re one of those single people who still doesn’t have plans, we’re about to make them for you. How would you like to ring in 2012 with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez or Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Unfortch we can’t actually make that happen due to, um, budgetary constraints, but let’s pretend, ok?
New Year’s Eve with Justin and Selena:
Um, well, the truth is, these two prob wouldn’t even notice you’re there considering they’d be kissing in the corner the entire night. But the good news? Since Justin and Selena are so high-pro, they’ll be able to get you a VIP ticket to the private Usher concert that they’re clearly attending. Their pup, Baylor, will be there too, so you can always play with him while Jelena canoodles. Oh, and? You might even get a New Year’s gift as good as the one Justin gave his BFF for Christmas. Dream big.
New Year’s Eve with Rob and Kristen:
First thing’s first, you’ll get to spend New Year’s in England. And you’ll get to go FO FREE, YOU GUYS! You’ll attend Robsten’s house party at Rob’s London apartment, where, natch, you can hang out with the entire Twilight cast and flirt with Taylor Lautner. Plus, you can dress as casual as you want since KStew will probs just be wearing a white tee and Converse. Just make sure you don’t bring a camera to the party or you might get thrown out. We all know how Rob and Kristen are about having their relationship be out in public…