Beauty and the Beast coming back to theaters (in 3D!) this weekend is literally like, the best news we’ve heard since we found out Justin Bieber’s paternity test was negative. Why, you ask? Yes, because it brings us back to our youth and stuff, but also? Because that Beast is one stud muffin. As are his fellow Disney princes, young and old. So, natch, we’ve crowned the Disney dudes our Hotties of the Week. We know they’re cartoons and whatever, but we’re about to tell you why each of these guys are basically our dream dudes…
Everyone likes a bad boy, hence our obsession with Aladdin. He steals stuff, but not in the I-got-arrested kinda way, plus, he’s a hopeless romantic. As if our boyfriends ever took us on a magic carpet ride. Hmph.
Naveen has got a thing for Jazz music, and we’ve got a thing for dudes as cultured as him. Oh, and remember when he became a totally different person (in a good way) when he fell in love with Tiana? Admit it. Every girl likes a guy who she can change. Slightly.
Prince Charming didn’t get his name for nothing. Yes, he’s the ideal man you could bring home to mom, but he’s also pretty loaded. If we married him like Cinderella did, we’d be living a life of luxury and have all the butlers, cleaning ladies and glass slippers we’d please.
Eric saved Ariel’s life and gave her the “kiss of true love” in The Little Mermaid. And obviously, he looks quite dapper in a suit. That is all.
General Shang is a traditional family man, and truth be told, we wanna get married and have babies one day. He’s our perfect match! Shang also is really tough and strong, and since we’re so the opposite…
Let’s be honest — not everyone gets to date the hottest guy in school. Amirite? Which is why we’re sorta weirdly attracted to Beast. He’s not exactly a looker, but his soft side totally makes up for it. Plus, out of all these guys on this list, we probably have the best shot with him. Sad but true.
So, which prince is the hottest? Who’s your fave Disney prince EVAH? Tell us and make sure to vote below, too!
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what happened to snow white’s nd sleeping beauty’s???
I think Aladdin and Naveen are the best
Aladdin is sweet. romantic and a good guy. Naveen is sexy, attractive and with a great sense of humor.
I think the most cool and handsome prince is Prince Philip in sleeping beauty
Really super random and not fitting with this line-up at all (because it’s Fox & he’s not a prince) but Dmitri from Anastasia was *really good-looking* (for a cartoon) and I *love love love* his personality and the way he bickers with Anya/Anastasia <3 I seriously want my own Dmitri someday (and not just because my name is legitimately Anastasia)
Alddin is fit.
Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty is the hottest!:D
The hottest princess would be Pocahontas!! Specially with the armor and holding a sword or some sort of weapon. HOT! Oh, what a coincidence! They’re showing it on the Disney Channel!!! I’m going to masturbate now.. And please don’t tell my little sister, whe used to own a Pocahontas doll… she used to..
horrible, disgusting… get a life…
why? THEY ARE ANIMATIONS! Get that through you thick skulls!!!!!
Flynn Rider all the way. I mean, he looks EXACTLY like JOEY FREAKIN’ RICHTER. Ya can’t get much hotter than that.
Your comment made me extremely happy….:)
Captain Phoebus? I think he’s cool enough for this list…and he’s got quite the sense of humour as well! D:
My favourite is definitly General Shang! I don’t remember why, I just remember that I really liked him
me too
Prince Phillip is the hottest AND he has the best voice! But Flynn is pretty awesome too (:
i think they’re all handsome!
yeah why didn’t you include Philip? I’m kinda in live with him!
You forget Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty!
Yeah! That’s my favorite Disney Princess movie. xD
Yes, Phillip is indeed the hottest prince. Shame he wasn’t included!