A Valentine’s Day Love Letter to Jake Gyllenhaal

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jake-gyllenhaal-teen-love-letter-valentines-dayAll week long until Valentine’s Day, each Teen.com editor will be writing a very special love letter to his or her celebrity crush. Check back at 12pm ET every day to read ‘em!

Dear Jake Gyllenhaal:

I know this might sound weird coming from another guy, but I am truly, madly, deeply in love with you. And I have been for quite some time. Like, forever. Well, since I saw Donnie Darko the first time.

My infatuation probably began with your sea blue eyes and naturally progressed along the years thanks to your always amazingly coiffed hair, THOSE EYEBROWS, your pouty thin lips and the perfectly positioned mole right above them.

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I won’t lie, I track your every move via paparazzi photo sites. Like for instance, I know right now you are currently in Berlin. And prior to that, you were in Madrid. I basically know where you are at all times and you probably should get a restraining order against me. Just in case.

Your sister Maggie lives in New York, and I won’t deny I’ve secretly walked past her house just to catch a glimpse of you (It never happened.). I’ve called your publicist to request a formal meeting (denied), and I even saw Prince of Persia in theaters for you. Jake, if that isn’t love, I don’t know what is…

I just need you to meet me and see the error in your ways. After all, I have a secret inclination that your relationships with Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift were just a front. Jake, I could be the Kurt to your Blaine. Just give me a chance?

Love always and forever and I hope my boyfriend doesn’t see this,

Dan

Was that creepy? Or cute? Are you obsessed with Jake too (back off, he’s MINE)? Tell me below!

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8 Responses to "A Valentine’s Day Love Letter to Jake Gyllenhaal"

  1. Teen.com MarMar says:

    Okay, I just saw this Post on Jake’s Facebook Page and I came here to say:

    I’m sorry Dan,

    He’s MINE! >:|

    *I actually Love How both guys and girls like him. and that letter was cute!!*

    But still mine -_-

    *Nice Post! ^_^*

  2. Teen.com mona says:

    So cute,i really like him

  3. Teen.com Anonymous says:

    he’s so hot!

  4. Teen.com Hermione says:

    Yves, have you read this?!!!!!
    Cute story though!
    Xoxo to the both of you!

  5. Teen.com Sophia says:

    Lol! This Was Tooo Cute But He Is SOO The Sam To My Mercedes!

  6. Teen.com So Selena Gomez says:

    Creepy!!! You just gave me an image of you and him together… Uhhhhhhhh…..

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