All week long until Valentine’s Day, each Teen.com editor will be writing a very special love letter to his or her celebrity crush. Check back at 12pm ET every day to read ‘em!
Dear Ryan Reynolds,
Aside from you being the sexiest man alive (no, like, you actually were “The Sexiest Man Alive“), I think that our sarcastic senses of humor (and undeniable fantastic looks) would be perfect together. I’d be lying if I said I was a huge fan of all of your movies (it’s just too painful to watch all your on-screen hookups). But I’ll admit, whenever The Proposal is on repeat on TV on the weekends, I watch it over, and over….and over again. It’s like, your character’s a writer, I’m a writer, let’s get married write together!
But no, Ry, it’s more you I’m obsessing over, not the roles you play. Who wouldn’t love a guy that tells a reporter, “Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.” And to answer your question, Ryan, yes, I’m basically stalking you, isn’t that super? Sure, we’ve never met. But you know what they say — “distance makes the heart grow fonder”.
OK OK, I know you’re like, more than 10 years older than me but so what?! If Aria and Mr. Fitz can do it, so can we! And even though you’re apparently “dating” some girl from Gossip Girl, I’m not that mad about it. She’s probs cheating on you with her ex-boyf on set anyways… I mean what? #bitter. Oh, and your old pal, Sandra Bullock, love her! She will make a beautiful bridesmaid in our wedding that I may or may not have already planned out.
You started acting in 1990, the year I was born. You left Canada and came over here to America, for me to act, eh? And, you live just a short drive away from me in Boston, so it wouldn’t even be a LDR. WE COULD WORK IT OUT! Plus, you’re a city guy, I’m a city gal, this is totes a match made in heaven. So ditch Blake, forget ScarJo, and all those other slutty Hollywood peeps and call me, tweet me, send me smoke signals, do whatevs. Just be my Valentine?!
xoxo you know you love ME (see what I did there?),
Alannah
Am I a certified creepster now? I don’t even care. Who’s with me? Ryan is H.O.T!! Tell me what ya think right here!
Although he’s almost twice my age, I have to admit that he is VERY attractive….. like, i freakin love him.
he’s really hot!