Chris Brown is ruffling a lot of feathers thanks to his controversial Grammy win — it seems that not everyone is stoked that a convicted woman abuser walked away with a fistful of awards. (Who knew?) The other day WWE Superstar C.M. Punk challenged Breezy to go a few rounds in the ring, saying in a video blog:
“I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.”
Yikes! While I don’t condone fighting at ALL (seriously, please don’t scream at me in the comments about it) there are a few celebs who would be mucho entertaining to watch Chris throw down with:
So, should Breezy ever need a new sparring partner, here are a few famous friends who would make great pugilists. Got any stellar suggestions? Post them in the comments!
Jessie J.
Jessie J‘s got a mega-watt smile, but there’s something about this British pop star that you do not want to mess with, don’t you think? I’d be afraid that she’d start cursing at me in an accent that sounds straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie. Plus, I suspect that her love of Lycra bodysuits indicates that she’s secretly a superhero. I’m looking into it.
Ryan Gosling
Hey, girl. Sure, we’ve all seen the vid of Ryan breaking up a brawl in NYC, but with biceps like his, he’s most certainly capable of finishing a fight. I just hope he’d do it shirtless…sigh.
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Drita D’Avanzo
I love this Mob Wives star as much as I fear her. Drita nonchalantly confesses to rage blackouts and if she’s willing to throw punches at her former BFF, Karen Gravano, can you imagine what she’d do to a guy who raised a hand to her? That’d be a blowout even Big Ang couldn’t stop!
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Mark Wahlberg
He may be 36 inches tall, but the erstwhile Marky Mark made waves when he said that he could have single-handedly stopped the Sept 11 attacks. So why not let him practice on Chris! You’re welcome, America.
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Liam Hemsworth
G’day, hotness! I’d love to see Miley’s beefy Australian boyfriend Liam straighten someone out. And, when the match is over, I’d be right there with some Icy Hot to rub him down. Aw, you’re welcome Liam–it’s no trouble at all!
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Which of these guys or gals should Chris duke it out with? Who else could he take down? Are you on Team RiRi or Team Chris? It’s time to tell it in the comments…
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he shouldn’t fight anyone he’s too good for that <3 chris brown
i woud like to see him fight a chichen
I’d like to see him fight Rihann- oh……..
haha! Liam and Mark would whip his @**
CM Punk (:
He sjould get beat up by Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson would kill him.
he should fight a bear
WIN!
P!NK would tear him to pieces. She threatened to punch Kanye with brass knuckles (attached to her purse) for interrupting Taylor Swift. Imagine what she would do to Chris Brown.
Yaaasss- so agree
He is a dumb idiot
Chuck Norris!! That’ll Teach you a lesson.. easy peasy lemon Breezy.. Muahahaha!!
@ Ann..he’s an effing people smaller than he is beater..if he gave you a slapping, would you buy his shit music?
While I take no pleasure in beating fellow human being disrespecting people is not acceptable and I am not a star so… In lack of me being there personally… Jeremy Horn would do nicely…
Where is CM Punk?
i want to see him fight tim tedow or dwayne johnson
It’s Tim Tebow!
CM PUNK!
I would love to make out with everyone on that list. Email me. Travis21387@yahoo.com
Why would you even include women on this list? You’re ridiculous.I agree with Ann
i would like to se him fight chuck norris
I want to see him fight The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) because wrestling is fake so it would be nice to see what happens
I have to agree with smosh, a bear would have been one of the few things to make this list valid – that or on coming traffic.
I want to see Chris Brown fight a hungry bear.
Why would you even write this article? You’re just instigating a situation that doesn’t even need to be given attention. Do you enjoy watching people fight? Chris got that Grammy because he makes good music and is a phenomenal artist. His talent has nothing to do with him beating Rihanna, it’s two completely separate situations. So just please stop writing articles like this and focus on TEENS and the positive things they’re doing.
Shut up -___-
1.Entertainment
2.No, he says he doesn’t condole fighting ( its not like jessie jay is going to do it anyway )
3. You didn’t ask but ‘artists’ means a lot more than composer, the army wives choir group wouldn’t have been popular if it wasn’t for the media attention on their background rather than music, meaning he’s a shit artist who beats up women and leaves them on the street, he should be locked up not winning awards
Talent doesn’t mean they should be forgiven for the horrors they have committed. A convicted spouse abuser shouldn’t be getting any positive attention whatsoever; and no matter how good a musician you are, you DO deserve to LOSE the respect of the public for being a raging misogynistic douchebag.
for a start, Chris Brown’s music is unbelievably poor. he has never made a song that anyone i know has found remotely entertaining.
secondly, no convicted criminal should be allowed in the public eye. the British footballer Lee Hughes was convicted of manslaughter. he should have never played football again because the image it gives off is you can commit a serious crime and still be rich, famous and admired when all you are is 3rd rate criminal scum.
What do you care what this person writes or not? If you don’t like it, then why did you even READ the article? The title clearly states what the article is focused on. And plus, it seemed like the person who wrote it was only joking, but even if he wasn’t WHO CARES?? It’s already been written and published. Chris Brown is a disgusting, vile, cowardly peace of crap who preys on people weaker than him. Karma’s a b*tch, remember that. And what does writing about TEENS have to do with the whole concept? I mean, I understand you saying writing about positive things people do because it is the exact opposite of this article, but seriously, what do teens have to do with it? NOTHING!
Just saying, but any guy that hits women doesn’t deserve to be welcomed with open arms. Open handcuffs or jail cells, sure. It’s amazing how someone’s popularity obscures how much of a jerk they actually are.
Gez do you even understand sarcasm? The bastard should get what he’s got coming. Celebrities are in the spotlight. He should have know he would get this for the rest of his life. He brought this upon himself.
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Drita from mob wives would be an epic fight. haha xD
i’d like to see chris fight with ryan, mark, or liam!