Chris Brown is ruffling a lot of feathers thanks to his controversial Grammy win — it seems that not everyone is stoked that a convicted woman abuser walked away with a fistful of awards. (Who knew?) The other day WWE Superstar C.M. Punk challenged Breezy to go a few rounds in the ring, saying in a video blog:
“I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.”
Yikes! While I don’t condone fighting at ALL (seriously, please don’t scream at me in the comments about it) there are a few celebs who would be mucho entertaining to watch Chris throw down with:
So, should Breezy ever need a new sparring partner, here are a few famous friends who would make great pugilists. Got any stellar suggestions? Post them in the comments!
Jessie J‘s got a mega-watt smile, but there’s something about this British pop star that you do not want to mess with, don’t you think? I’d be afraid that she’d start cursing at me in an accent that sounds straight out of a Guy Ritchie movie. Plus, I suspect that her love of Lycra bodysuits indicates that she’s secretly a superhero. I’m looking into it.
Hey, girl. Sure, we’ve all seen the vid of Ryan breaking up a brawl in NYC, but with biceps like his, he’s most certainly capable of finishing a fight. I just hope he’d do it shirtless…sigh.
I love this Mob Wives star as much as I fear her. Drita nonchalantly confesses to rage blackouts and if she’s willing to throw punches at her former BFF, Karen Gravano, can you imagine what she’d do to a guy who raised a hand to her? That’d be a blowout even Big Ang couldn’t stop!
He may be 36 inches tall, but the erstwhile Marky Mark made waves when he said that he could have single-handedly stopped the Sept 11 attacks. So why not let him practice on Chris! You’re welcome, America.
G’day, hotness! I’d love to see Miley’s beefy Australian boyfriend Liam straighten someone out. And, when the match is over, I’d be right there with some Icy Hot to rub him down. Aw, you’re welcome Liam–it’s no trouble at all!
Which of these guys or gals should Chris duke it out with? Who else could he take down? Are you on Team RiRi or Team Chris? It’s time to tell it in the comments…