If you haven’t heard, MTV is answering the question that nobody asked and giving Pauly D, JWoww and Snooki their own spin-offs. But it did get me thinking that the Jersey Shore> crew aren’t the only ones who deserve their own solo series. Check out my ideas for some possible reality show spin-offs and hybrids.
Tough Love: Teen Mom
Tough Love host Steve Ward loves to dish out harsh advice to hopeless singletons, so why not dispense a little of that hard-to-hear wisdom to the girls of Teen Mom? Jenelle sorely needs a straightening out and hello, can someone please break Chelsea’s spell when it comes to her dopey baby daddy, Adam?
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Celebrity Twitter Rehab
From Rihanna’s endless use of the N-word to Kim Kardashian’s daily duckface pics, there are a slew of celebs who need to get their Twitter habits under control. I can just picture Dr. Drew herding them into group therapy at 7am every day where Katy Perry tearfully opens up about what makes her tweet about every single particle of food that goes into her mouth. Dr. Drew’s catchphrase to those to fail out of the program? “You have been unfollowed.”
America’s Next Top Sister Wife
Leggy beauties from all over the country will compete for what they think is a modeling contract. But — surprise! — in a twist ending the “winner” will be shipped off to Utah for a life of frumpy braids and mom jeans as the 5th wife of Cody, America’s not-so-favorite polygamist.
We Heart It
Kourtney & Kim Take the SATs
Forget Miami, New York or wherever else the Kardashians want to takeover. I’d love to see them tackle the dreaded test! I can just see Kimmy, in her 6-inch Louboutins, staring blankly at a Scantron through her three layers of fake lashes.
“So, wait… do we, like, fill these out in a pattern or something?”
“I guess so,” Kourtney will say in her best Valley Girl drawl. “Hey, what’s the Pythagorean theorem?”
“Um… I think it’s what Khloe got when she drank the tap water in Mexico last summer.”
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Dancing with the Vaguely Familiar
This actually isn’t a new show, just a name change to make Dancing with the Stars a little more accurate. Because seriously, who are these people?!
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I agree. How do you not know who Gladys Knight is?
And I’m gonna have to add Jaleel White.. Everyone knows Steven Urkel!
keeping up with the kardashians and jersey shore!
I’m sorry, but how do you not know Gladys Knight??? SHE’S A LEGEND.
Look up real music before you go on about the Ke$ha’s amazing voice because amazing vocalists like Gladys will live on so much longer than anyone that you ogle about on this site.