Grab Your Joystick! If Celebs Lives Were Video Games

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I can get obsessed when playing video games, I fully admit it. Once I get started, I’m in. I want to get better; I want to figure out all the short cuts… pretty much, I just want to win! It can be Wii Sports, or Just Dance, and don’t even get me started on Angry Birds. The competitor in me takes over and the game becomes my life, even if it is just for an hour, or who am I kidding, an entire afternoon. If video games did represent our lives, what game do you think you’d be?

Check out what game some of our fave celebs would be if their life was a video game.

Kim Kardashian / The Sims
Her whole world is completely fabricated, eating, shopping, working out, vacations. In her life even spontaneity must be scheduled.

Jennifer Lopez / Bejeweled
It’s no secret that Jenny from the block loves her bling. Three diamonds in a row and you get to star in her next music video!

Rooney Mara  / Angry Birds
We know her character in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was angry (and she had good reason!!) but would it kill Rooney to smile on the red carpet. Who does she think she is,  K.Stew?!

The Jonas Bros / Super Mario Bros.
It’s really all about brothers who help each other to win prizes and the love of a good woman. We’ve been watching these boys do that for years.

Lindsay Lohan / Grand Theft Auto
The only purpose of this game is for the player to be free to do whatever they want, causing death and destruction in city traffic with no consequence. I think Lindsay might have taken this one too literally.

Lea Michele / Tetris
Type A personality on and off screen, one wrong move, one block out of place and the whole thing can come crumbling down.

Liam Hemsworth / The Legend of Zelda
Did you see the clip of his Punk’d episode? Liam literally comes to the rescue of Princess Miley from two naked strangers. Even if it is fake, totally still heroic.

Katy Perry / Ms. Pacman
She loves the flashing lights, the colors, the food surprises — and no one looks better in a big hair bow.

Britney Spears / Just Dance
We love Brit Brit and think she’s a great performer, but let’s all say it out loud, singing while dancing was never her thing. But I’m still  mesmerized by her choreography. Show me “Me (Against the Music)” any day.

Jessica Simpson / Word with Friends
We all know words don’t come easy to her, well… words do, just not the right ones. Chicken? Tuna? Still not letting it go.

Can you see any of these stars in video games? What’s your fave game? Share below!

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  • bo

    this article was dumb and all you people commenting are dumb. i’m so mad at myself for even wasting my time here. excuse me while i go punch myself in the head, it’ll feel better than reading this garbage. half those things weren’t even real video games. angry birds? bejewled? words with friends??? oh you must think you’re some kind of special snowflake gamer gurl don’t you?

    • gracie

      seriously dude? ur gonna go all hater on this site? wow man whatevs.. u be hatin’ stop trollin! 😛

      • bo

        lol i wasn’t trolling. i genuinely hated this article

  • Karyn

    What the actual fuck. How dare you put liam hemsworth and miley Cyrus in the same sentence as Link and Zelda. Disgusting and proving you know nothing about the games. Mario and peach would have been better

  • Celeste

    I really don’t think Miley should be in any way associated with Legend of Zelda.

  • Kris

    Girls are stupid and care about stupid things. Plus they like infemanite guys that are sure to be “princes” because they sing about how much they love you. Or they like old guys because they secretly have daddy issues. Twilight is horrible. The end.

    • Chris

      I agree with you kris

  • lea

    you should have done selena

  • lea

    bad photo of Brittany

  • savannah

    i dnt k that that was katy perry

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  • Sam

    lol katy perry as ms.pacman!

  • hayley

    those are all spot on

    • Karyn

      Then you clearly haven’t played the legend of zelda >.<