Yes, it’s true — our fave bronzed meatball is having a little meatball of her own. Snooki is pregnant (and engaged!). Thinking about Snooki and her new fiancé, Jionni LaValle, actually taking care of someone besides themselves after a crazy night out on the shore seems impossible, but there are def some things we’re completely shore about after the new little guido/guidette comes into the world. And we don’t think we’re too far off…
No baby of Snooki’s is going to be anything but a nice shade of golden brown (or, um, orange), so a line of baby tanning products are definitely in the near future.
If they have a boy, we know he’ll be hittin’ up the gym before he even says his first words. If he wants to get his daddy’s muscles by the time he hits up daycare, he better start early!
If they have a girl, she’s going to have problems sucking her thumb with the crazy manicures Snooki is going to give her. At least she’ll be able to learn her shapes at a young age.
We’re thinkin’ Snooks isn’t going to let The Situation anywhere near her baby (unless it needs to learn some karate moves or how to be a weirdo), but the other cast members of Jersey Shore can def teach the little one a thing or two. Pauly D will have the baby spinning records in no time, Ronnie can teach how to fist pump like a pro, and Deena can teach it how to… well, uh, never mind.
We’re prob still going to have to wait a few years before Snooki’s baby gets a reality show of its own, but until then, we can already hear all of the new catch phrases — gym, tan, naptime. Ha! What do you think Snooki’s baby will be like? Hope she has a guido or guidette? Will she be a good mom? Comments time!