5 Things to Expect After Snooki Has Her Baby

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Yes, it’s true — our fave bronzed meatball is having a little meatball of her own. Snooki is pregnant (and engaged!). Thinking about Snooki and her new fiancé, Jionni LaValle, actually taking care of someone besides themselves after a crazy night out on the shore seems impossible, but there are def some things we’re completely shore about after the new little guido/guidette comes into the world. And we don’t think we’re too far off…

Since Snooks has a crazy obsesh with the bedazzler (have you seen her Twitpics?!), we can only assume that every single thing her baby wears is going to be completely blinged out in rhinestones, diapers and all.

No baby of Snooki’s is going to be anything but a nice shade of golden brown (or, um, orange), so a line of baby tanning products are definitely in the near future.

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If they have a boy, we know he’ll be hittin’ up the gym before he even says his first words. If he wants to get his daddy’s muscles by the time he hits up daycare, he better start early!

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If they have a girl, she’s going to have problems sucking her thumb with the crazy manicures Snooki is going to give her. At least she’ll be able to learn her shapes at a young age.

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We’re thinkin’ Snooks isn’t going to let The Situation anywhere near her baby (unless it needs to learn some karate moves or how to be a weirdo), but the other cast members of Jersey Shore can def teach the little one a thing or two. Pauly D will have the baby spinning records in no time, Ronnie can teach how to fist pump like a pro, and Deena can teach it how to… well, uh, never mind.

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We’re prob still going to have to wait a few years before Snooki’s baby gets a reality show of its own, but until then, we can already hear all of the new catch phrases — gym, tan, naptime. Ha! What do you think Snooki’s baby will be like? Hope she has a guido or guidette? Will she be a good mom? Comments time!

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32 Responses to "5 Things to Expect After Snooki Has Her Baby"

  1. Teen.com
    wtf? says:

    really guys? i understand that in real life terms she is a decent women.. but in my opinion I would have not join the show even for the money. it’s a contract that the mtv producers doing just to be cheap and save money. reality shows are becoming the new trend because writers are not involve and it’s cheap, basically no-script or actors.. IN My opinion i dislike what television has become because people on television should be people who have a talent and have dedicated their lives in being in the entertainment industry. Being in new york city I have seen many great and talented people wanting the chance to show their skills in acting, scripting-writing, or production tech.

    *sigh* it’s sad that celebrities like snooki and the jersey shore team are getting acknowledgment from getting wasted drunk and partying. but i guess that’s how people become famous now. kim and her sex tape, jersey shore partying…

    hopefully snooki’s child comes out fine i mean with all the alcohol she’s drank…..

  2. Teen.com
    iamtheone says:

    I LIKE POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Teen.com
    alexixs says:

    0snokkie is going to be a good mom she just dose that tto show that shes down to do anything to get money thats pretty obvious and all u people that dout her well youll see for ur self <3 A
    LEXIS

  4. Teen.com
    itzel says:

    i think snooki is awsome and a person with a big heart but i realy hope she starts acting responsible

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    RoRo says:

    I think Snooki regardless of her parting and drinking she is going to be a good mother because when she is on TV that is just a put-on for comedy or drama or something but when shes not on TV she is a business women so i think her child is going to be a fun and a business like kid.

    • Teen.com
      Ali says:

      I think u are completely right that all the stuff on the show was a front a way t act because she ad no respnsibility,but considering i thought she was crazy i think she would make a good mom.

  6. Teen.com
    Alice says:

    Ii think the baby will be wonderful

  7. Teen.com
    SNOOKI says:

    I LUV JERSEY SHORE ESPECIALLY VINNY AND PAULY D

  8. Teen.com
    laura says:

    oh welll. I wasn’t really shocked when I read about her pregnancy. She was telling that ‘ohh right Jionni hes da one and i ll have babies with him’ SO HERE HE/SHE COMES. :D
    I wish her the best and I think this pregnancy will give her something to think about. seriously.

  9. Teen.com
    Ariana Grande says:

    I think she’ll be a good mom. I think people should have a little more faith in her. Everybody stop having such little faith in Snooki! Let’s all think positive and say she’ll be a good mom instead of judging and saying she’ll be a horrible mom because none of us know how this is going to play out having kids changes you. I hope she has a little baby girl :)

  10. Teen.com
    YouMoanMyName says:

    I dont think she’s gonna b a good mom. She gone complain wen she cant go clubbin nd gt drunk becauz she has to take care of a damn baby! She not ready for tht danggg shit.

  11. Teen.com
    camey havenridge says:

    snooks use diapers instead of condoms or ill have to pray all my <3 to that bby
    and dont make the bby come out as a drunk bby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if it does ill pray for hours for that bby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please dont kill yr first bby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Teen.com
    Nicolloveme says:

    i love snookie I mean I don’t expect her to be a bad mom I love her I wish I was her shes probably going to be a good mom u never know I’m just saying that I love her sow much everybody calls me snookie butni don’t think she wouldnbe a bad mom

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    Becca says:

    Oh lord! I know she is still pregnant but someone take the baby away before she teaches it how to fist pump

  14. Teen.com
    chloe rose carter says:

    i hope she has a boy cuz eaven though he/she is her baby and they probably kind of follow in her footsteps..but if it is a girl than that baby is going to have a hard tome w/those nails and she is going 2 want 2 b all girly and maybe eaven worse than snooki(no afence) but if it is a guy he will not like that idea and wont be as bad. but he will follow in his fathers footsteps and being strong! but hopefully his dad will have a talk with him 2 not marry a phyco maniac and than the son can call him a hippacrit:)

  15. Teen.com
    Parris says:

    i really hope she has a girl!

  16. Teen.com
    Emily says:

    LOL TOTALLY TRUE!! xD

  17. Teen.com
    Jessica says:

    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Teen.com
    Sam says:

    i’m suprised that she’s pregnant. i hope she will put her child first before parties and drinking.

    • Teen.com
      I-LUV-ADAM-LAMBERT says:

      YEAH RIGHT! Snooki has no idea of how to be a mom. She knows how o drink. Now, the part on HOW TO GET pregnant… she’s got that down! I won’t be surprised if the baby comes out drunk! Or dead! the alcohol will kill it! PRAY FOR THE BABY!

      P.S. when the baby’s 4 it’ll be the same size as Snooki will ever be.

      • Teen.com
        racheal says:

        Damn.. Got Some Issues..

      • Teen.com
        Ali says:

        Seriously whats wrng with u snookie maybe drunk and crazy on th tv show jersey shore but in real life she actully is a buisnness lady and if u cant see that then stop writing stupid comments.I actually think snookie would make a good mom considering i thought she was crazy on the show.

  19. Teen.com
    Lanaiyah says:

    Snooki is having a bby i cant believe iht;)

  20. Teen.com
    Veronica says:

    Wow lol!

  21. Teen.com
    Kristen says:

    for the baby’s sake, i hope that she’s a good mom…. but i’m not expecting her to be.

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      I-LUV-ADAM-LAMBERT says:

      Me neither! I don’t expect her to be either. She’s gonna be one of those moms who just thinks it’s fun to just pop out babies but not for the kids! PRAY FOR THEM!

  22. Teen.com
    SarahNeverBeenHere says:

    That’s kind of creepy, but still true. I mean, I feel really really sorry for that kid… I mean, when she delivers, the baby, instead of kicking, it’s gonna start *hip* *hip*. A DRUNK BABY! I think she’s gonna confuse diapers with comdoms. #LOL

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