The 10 Best & Worst Celeb/Movie Pick-Up Lines

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“It’s cold out here. You know why? ’cause you’re not with me.”

Uhh… pardon us while we go vom. JK, that’s just a line Justin Bieber uses in one of his “Boyfriend” promos. Thank god! We would hate for him to get all cheesy on us like that. But that’s not even the corniest one we’ve ever heard. Guys like Joe Jonas and Jesse McCartney even spat pick-up lines that made us laugh out of disgust

See which of Hollywood’s hottest said the cheesiest lines IRL…

“Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you. You wanna taste it?” —Justin Bieber
OK, so this was a “Boyfriend” promo again. But we just HAD to use it!

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“I lost my number, can I have yours?” —Jesse McCartney
If that wasn’t the oldest line in the book we’d def say, “Heck yeah!”

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“Yo, girl. I got my library card and I’m checking you out.” —Joe Jonas
So sweet… NOT.

“I tweeted once, saying, ‘Good night from my bed in London’,
and someone said ‘Do you mind if I Slytherin?’”
Tom Felton
Not gonna lie, that’s actually pretty clever.

Our fave: “Will you marry me?”Louis Tomlinson (One Direction)

And just for fun, here were the best flirty one-liners from our fave flicks:

“Are you stalking me? Because that would be super!”Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder
Old school, we know.


“I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.” —Robert Pattinson in Twilight
, what a way to make a girl blush.


“So… do you like cheese?”Channing Tatum in She’s the Man
Even if we didn’t, there’s no way we’d say no.


“You definitely smell better than I do.”Josh Hutcherson in The Hunger Games
He says it to Flickerman, but still…


“The funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my ****.”Jonah Hill in Superbad
Wow, he def knows the way into a woman’s pants heart.

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Which of the above was the funniest? What’s the corniest pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Did any actually work on you?

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  • swag

    your the only reason men fall in love – swag

  • – A

    I love Louis’ pick-up line to death!!
    But for anyone that has seen “Letters to Juliet” with Amanda Seyfried (Sophie) & Christopher Egan (Charlie), the last line is super cheesy but cute!!

    [Charlie falls off the balcony]
    Sophie: “Can you move?”
    Charlie: “Only my lips.”

  • Sam

    I loved Louis’, Tom’s, and Channing’s. The one in She’s the Man when he said that was pretty funny!

  • victoria

    omg i love 1D

  • ashley

    will you marry me ? awwwn , louis tomlinson <3

  • amy

    wow !! i lost my number can i have your
    babe this fondue is waiting for you wanna taste it!!!!!

  • Jane

    eh tom felton wasnt the one using the pick up line it was a fan but anyway they’re funny.

  • Jessica

    I like the cheese one(;

  • ferr

    lol love all of these

  • Andrea163

    Yay! Louis is here! Wohooooo!

    • Dana

      Simple but effective