One sweep of his hair makes girls go absolutely crazy, and a quick glance from him makes grown women burst into tears — and now he’s singing about what it’d be like if he was our boyf? You’re killin’ us, Biebs.
The world is completely OB-sessed with JB’s new hit, and it’s pretty clear why. Selena better watch it, because it sounds like she’s going to have to learn to share. Here are five reasons why we want Justin to be all ours, based on the lyrics of “Boyfriend” alone:
So what if he can get a private jet at the snap of his fingers?! The Biebs would much rather be our very own Buzz Lightyear and fly us “to infinity and beyond” himself!
Chillin’ with Justin Bieber? Check. Fireplace? Check. Fondue? Triple check. Okay, no need for the fire and fondue — you had us at Bieber.
Justin said he’d make us do a dance, but the only moves we really want to see are his! We dare you to name one person who has better moves (and Usher doesn’t count!).
J said he wouldn’t ever want to fight. Umm, is it even possible to fight with a face like that in the first place? Nah, didn’t think so.
The Biebs said he’d take us to places we’ve never been before, so we’re already making our list. Unfortunately, we had to scratch off Antartica… ’cause he’d melt it.
Have you listened to “Boyfriend” yet? Why do you want Justin to be your boyfriend?