The 6 Worst Things That Could Happen on Friday the 13th

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Happy Friday the 13th… NOT! Are we the only ones completely freaked out by today’s date? We get that it should be just like any other day, but you saw how we felt about the Friday the 13th flick. So creepy! And since we’re very superstitious and know that today’s meant to bring bad luck, we thought about the worst events that could possibly happen — JUST so we’re prepared.

So brace yourselves people, and get ready to see what life would be like on the suckiest day ever…

1. Pretty Little Liars gets canceled.
It would honestly break our hearts if our favorite show got the boot anytime soon. For one, we need to see what happens with Ezria post-masquerade ball kiss. Two, Spoby’s back together — so what happens to Wren?? And lastly, the rest of the ‘A’ team MUST be revealed in the most epic way poss. So the show needs to stay on forever at least another two seasons.

2. Zendaya Coleman and Bella Thorne get into a HUGE fight. And quit Shake It Up!
Imagine. Just imagine what life would be like without the musical/comedic stylings of the two most awesome celeb BFFs of all time. We know SIU can’t last for the rest of our lives, but these two not staying besties for life would hurt us like crazy.

3. Darren Criss shaves off all of his hair.
It was already a shock when Darren chopped off his curly locks — which we fell in love with during AVPM — for his stint on Glee. Shock in a good way, that is. But to totally rid his head of his beaut mane would absolutely change his entire look, and we’re just not ready for that! Then he’d never be able to do his infamous Blaine Anderson gelled-to-the-side ‘do. Not okay.

Darren Criss Hair Before After

4. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez split up!
The day Jelena breaks up will be the day we call out of work for personal time ’cause we’ll probs be in mourning. True, it will mean that JB is up for grabs, but they seem like they’re really in love.

5. Beyonce ditches singing for motherhood… forever!
Granted, it’d obvs be a sweet gesture for Bey to stay home and be a mama. We just can’t picture living without her talented (non-autotuned) vocals and girl-power anthems.

6. Ryan Gosling breaks his nose.
He’s the Sexiest Man Alive (in our eyes) — his face is the moneymaker!

Which of the above situations would be the absolute worst? What’s the suckiest thing you could poss hear about your fave celeb? It’s supposed to be in good fun, so play along!

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  • Megan!

    OMFG Cancel pretty little liars i would shoot my self!!!! lol

    • elmoboy

      I think jb should get back together with selena if they broke up

  • Angelo

    Hi chyna, I love your designs they are one of the best I have ever seen. You are such a great acetrs and a lovely singer. I have Always dreamed of becoming a singer and an acetrs but am far from hollywood so I guess I should just give up. Good luck in your future. You a my inspiration and my role modole. Take care

  • Kelly

    If PRETTY LITTLE LIARS stopped, I think that I would absolutely die!!!

  • venus

    one directioner 4 ever

    • Hackerdetreats

      Hi chyna I love A.N.T. FARM it is such a great show my faviourate actor in ant is chyna and I think fecethlr is really cute and I think you are really talented you are my insperation and I love all of your outfits

    • Miguel

      Nope, Carli Futcher hasn’t been in any yet, and if she has, she has been playing as Selena when Selena got sick, they maek her play Selena, and chgane her voice. That’s how much they look alike!

  • Jelena4Eva

    Jelena and Bey for sure! (at least for me)!

  • ruse

    The worst would be beyonce quitting her music career…Gosh!!!i ♥ her voice

  • Akia

    _*yall r all stupid zendaya is my girl n/h ..and justin and selena aint gon’ last long… and PRETTY LITTLE LIARS NEED TO STAY ON TV !! :)….and beyonce gt a child and she grown let her do wateva she wants to do even doe she a fantastic singer !_*

  • Sam

    It would be shocking if Justin and Selena broke up.

  • Jane

    this is the exact same as the last 1 on friday the 13th.

    • ……..

      That’s what I thought…!

  • me

    “A” has already been revealed, so you guys need to stop reusing this article for every Friday the 13th that comes up.

  • MusicalEscape

    If Darren shaved his head I would sob. He would still be supermegafoxyawesomehot, but I would sob.

  • Karina

    IKR!! They are the cutest couple ever #Jelena 4ever

  • Mckayla

    U r stupid zendaya and r not spilt up because them pictures were on fremies

    • Marlena

      they said what if zendaya and bella spilt up on friday the 13th they just use the picture as an example

  • nicole

    i think it would be horrible if Pretty Little Liars get canceled :c

  • parker gill

    most people don’t but i want selena and justin to get split up

    • Luca

      you could say the same about Robsten.

    • Elizabeth

      Are You Stupid ! Justin & Selena are the CUTEST couple EVER !!

  • Thank you for your post.Really looking forward to read more.

  • TheMuffin

    It would be the worst thing if PPL gets cancelled. I love that show! It’s my favorite one! @Celeste I wold destroy television LOL

  • maleah

    i thin im ready to give up my pretty little liars craving

  • Linds

    well there are pictures floating around the internet of Darren in college with a buzz cut let’s just hope he doesn’t repeat that

  • Joanna

    Pretty Little Liars and Darren Criss shaving his entire head would be the worst two, that’s for sure.

  • cece

    Ryan goosling! I would be so upset if he broke his nose! He’s gorgeous!

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  • Sam

    it would be pretty upsetting if justin and selena broke up, but they aren’t going to last long.