If you’re anything like me, you sometimes do a double take when a cute girl is on the arm of a completely douchey guy. “How did he pull her?” you think, baffled, as he strolls by in an Ed Hardy shirt and gold fedora. This phenomenon even spawned a website and book, Hot Girls With Douchebags, but sadly, it’s not a tragedy that can even be seen in Hollywood.
It seems like there are a handful of guys who seem just awful, yet they manage to snag hottie after hottie. Why?! Sure they’re rich and famous — but so are their girlfriends! Once you take away their status, what on earth do these ladies see in their inferior fellas? Let’s take a closer look, shall we?
I’ve heard from a slew of sources that Alex is not only mean, but can get violent. Word has it he freaked the freak out when Dianna Agron broke up with him, but don’t worry, it wasn’t long until he found another hot girl to date—model Riley Keogh, aka Elvis’s granddaughter. Even weirder? They’re engaged! But she’s only 22 which doesn’t seem quite saavy enough to spot a grade-A jerk up front.
We all know Ashton didn’t deserve Demi Moore—DUH. But did he really manage to spend a steamy night with Rihanna? How? How did he do that? Then again, RiRi does seem to have questionable taste in guys. Maybe compared to slap-happy Chris Brown, Ashton and his army of lame jokes and trucker hats seemed like a serious upgrade.
A great personality can go a long way in terms of making up for a less-than-hunky body or face. But Russell really puts this loophole to the test with his parade of jeggings and creepster facial hair. The fact that he let Katy Perry slip away tells me that not only is he vulgar and grubby, but possibly insane as well!
My mom is 100 percent convinced that Joe Jonas is gay but for the time being, he seems straight as an arrow, to the point that no female celebrity is immune to his flirtations. From Taylor Swift to Ashley Greene, the middle JoBro has left a trail of tears and misery in his wake… but can anyone explain why this guy is so lusted after? Sure, he’s cute, but if you hear that a guy is a heartbreaker, does it make you want him less… or more?
I don’t have any idea how he’s still famous either. Maybe because he’s dated the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato (please date better guys, Demi!) and now, Minka Kelly. Does he have some over-the-top amazing personality that we don’t know about?
Would you want to date any of these dudes? And are there any other Hollywood boys who are snagging ladies WAY out of their league?