By now we all know that Rihanna‘s starring in Battleship (out right now!), and that the action movie is based on the board game. Well, we can just pretend that that second part is true. So we took a trip to fantasyland and decided to cast other board-games-turned-movies with our fave celebs as the stars. If these movies actually make millions one day, all we’re saying is that we better get 10 percent of the profits….
Katy Perry in Candyland
Between Katy’s whipped cream bra and the whole cotton candy theme of her “California Dreams” tour, this one’s pretty obvious. But a movie version of the game is not such a far off idea — if Katy can be a Smurf, she can be Princess Lolly, yes?!
Lindsay Lohan in Trouble
The tagline of this game (well, in the 90′s at least), was “It’s fun getting into trouble.” Forget Liz Taylor. This is the role LiLo was made for, you guys.
Kanye West in Sorry!
Even though Kanye’s clearly a fan of Connect 4 (and even lost a few games to Beyonce
! Poor guy), we think Sorry! has his name written all over it. “Sorry, Connect 4, Imma letchu finish, but Sorry! Is the best game of all time…”
Kim Kardashian in Mall Madness
We’re pretty sure this game no longer exists (but if it does, PLEASE buy us one), but if there were a 2012 movie version of the talking shopping game that let you swipe your own credit card, Kim Kardashian would land the lead role in a minute. As long as the shops were Sears and Dash, of course.
Heidi Montag in Operation
The patient in the Operation board game has a wrench in his ankle, butterflies in his stomach and a broken heart. The patient in the movie version, aka Heidi, has 27 plastic surgeries and is broke — in general. See the resemblance?
Justin Bieber in LIFE
Because, let’s be real. Noone can beat the Biebs in life, board game or otherwise. ‘Nuff said.
Which board game should become a movie? Any good ones we forgot? Oh, and what do you think of our casting choices?
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