Pshh, and we thought we were good at aging celebrities. We’re total amateurs compared to this! Meet Planet Hiltron, a blog/Facebook page created back in 2010 (umm, how did we not know about this?!) dedicated to doing the exact opposite of what we usually see Photoshop do in the media – adding flaws, like unflattering figures and old-style hairdos, to celebrities. So while we can continue to debate about the use of airbrushing and whatnot in teen magazines, we think it’s totally okay in this sense. Take a look at some of our faves from the hilar site…
Miley Cyrus
Oh boy, if Liam Hemsworth thought this was even a possibility,
we bet he’d yank that ring off her pretty little finger.
Planet Hiltron
Rihanna
In a way, we actually like it.
For real, she should consider this haircut now.
Planet Hiltron
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Please let this come true. We’d die.
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Britney Spears
Back in her, umm, glory days — ya know, of shaving her head and going cray
– this totally seemed inevitable for Brit Brit.
Planet Hiltron
Nicki Minaj
This ‘drobe might be too fluffy and odd for most people,
but it’s not eccentric enough for the future Minajesty. Sorry, Planet Hilt.
Planet Hiltron
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
We don’t exactly know if a long and happy future is still in the cards for these two after this week, but at least we’ll always know that this is what could’ve been…
Planet Hiltron
The Situation
The situation here? Man boobs!
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Lady Gaga
This is what Stefani Germanotta would’ve been…
Had it not been for the whole ‘turning into a worldwide phenom’ thing.
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Jay-Z and Beyonce
Such a sweet photo of the preacher and the preacher’s wife, eh?
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The Kardashians
THIS!
Planet Hiltron
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I will immediately snatch your rss feed as I can’t to find your e-mail subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you’ve any? Please allow me realize in order that I may just subscribe. Thanks.
hahahahh to funny !!!
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Hahaha(: I love them ALL!
i love tem ale this so funny
I LOVE THE ONE OF THE KARDASIONS
the lady gaga one looked like one of my math teachrz
I died laughing at #3!!
Well done to think of somethnig like that
Haha thats funny the kardasians
I died at that last one!
Mark Jenney / Mark Warren / UWP e2€” is now co-running an even LARGER scam company in Akron, OH , cllead NSA Technologies, go to akronbbb.org, look up nsa tech e2€” it’ll show it all, also if you simply just Google Mark Jenney, The Akron BBB’s report on UWP will be front and center which links UWP to NSA. Mr. Jenney e2€” you will soon have what’s coming to you, You and the Attorneys running that scam better watch your backs.