Pshh, and we thought we were good at aging celebrities. We’re total amateurs compared to this! Meet Planet Hiltron, a blog/Facebook page created back in 2010 (umm, how did we not know about this?!) dedicated to doing the exact opposite of what we usually see Photoshop do in the media – adding flaws, like unflattering figures and old-style hairdos, to celebrities. So while we can continue to debate about the use of airbrushing and whatnot in teen magazines, we think it’s totally okay in this sense. Take a look at some of our faves from the hilar site…
Oh boy, if Liam Hemsworth thought this was even a possibility,
we bet he’d yank that ring off her pretty little finger.
In a way, we actually like it.
For real, she should consider this haircut now.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Please let this come true. We’d die.
Back in her, umm, glory days — ya know, of shaving her head and going cray
– this totally seemed inevitable for Brit Brit.
This ‘drobe might be too fluffy and odd for most people,
but it’s not eccentric enough for the future Minajesty. Sorry, Planet Hilt.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
We don’t exactly know if a long and happy future is still in the cards for these two after this week, but at least we’ll always know that this is what could’ve been…
The situation here? Man boobs!
This is what Stefani Germanotta would’ve been…
Had it not been for the whole ‘turning into a worldwide phenom’ thing.
Jay-Z and Beyonce
Such a sweet photo of the preacher and the preacher’s wife, eh?