1. What happened with Emily? Emily and Paige seem to finally be a happy couple, but when Hanna confesses what happened last week with Maya’s website and how Caleb hacked in and found photos and videos of her, Emily sorta has a change of heart and gets all sappy over Maya again. And then occurred #thatawkwardmomentwhen your current girlfriend walks in on you crying as you watch videos left by your dead girlfriend. Don’t you hate when that happens? Luckily, though, Paige was really understanding and told Em that it’s cool because her mom did the same thing when her grandfather died. Totally the same thing.
2. What happened with Hanna? The police are still stalking the Marin household, begging Ashley for her consent to have Hanna give a blood sample. Not gonna happen, buddy. Meanwhile, though, Ashley invites sketchy two-timer Ted over for a homemade dinner and sorta opens up to him about how the cops assume her daughter is a criminal but that she really isn’t. Cool. Caleb and Hanna, meanwhile, have a moment in the school hallway, at which point she gets a text from “A” telling her to go to some grill alone — or else Caleb dies. On her way to the restaurant, she sees Caleb, who says “I’m A! I sent you that text!” What the HECK? He was obviously lying (we think), but it was Caleb’s way of proving to Hanna that he knows what’s going on and that it’s ok for her to open up to him. So she does, and then they make out. YAY HALEB FTW!
3. What happened with Spencer? Sparia was basically inseparable in this ep. After the two gals run into Cece, Ali’s old friend, she offers to help Spencer apply to college since she’s been too busy with “A” stuff to apply early decision to UPenn. Realistic. So Cece drags the girls to a party, where she says a college admissions person will be so Spencer can hand in her application. Again, realistic. But instead, the girls realize that the party they’re at is Eric Kahn’s, as in Noel’s other brother. Oh, and they ALSO realize that the stamp to get into the party is the same stamp that was on Holden and Maya’s wrists. It’s a conspiracy! Oh, and then Jenna and Spencer started playing this cray game of Truth or Dare, where Jenna tells Spenc that Noel was with her and Emily the night she was drunk. Oh, and then when she gets home from the party? She calls Toby and says she misses him while simultaneously getting an email from UPenn that her application has been received. Or has it…
4. What happened with Aria? Well, Aria was at the same party with Spenc (and got the same creepy wrist stamp), but instead of playing Truth or Dare with Jenna, she plays with Noel, who asks her awkward questions about how she met her boyfriend and stuff. Yikes. Then later, when she calls Ezra to pick her up from the party, Wesley answers the phone and picks her up instead. They have a lovely chat on the ride home, where Wes tells Aria that Ezra got his high school girlfriend, Maggie, pregnant at 18, but that their mom paid her off to get rid of the baby and never speak to Ezra again. Oh, and in other Wesley news? Ezra tells Aria that he has to buy back his grandfather’s car he sold (for double the money), since it was technically his bro’s car and so he has to give it back to him. Pretty sure he’s lying about that.