Despite Kristen Stewart’s recent revelations, there’s still something that all Twi-hards can celebrate today: Bella Swan & Edward Cullen’s wedding anniversary. Although The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1 movie (in which the couple got married) was released late last year, Bedward got hitched on August 13 in the actual book. So in honor of this special occasion, here are the eight stages of Mr. and Mrs. Cullen’s love… prior to BD — Part 2, obvi.
Stage 1: Hey, I Just Met You, And This is Crazy I Want to Eat You
Only Robert Pattinson could make girls all over the world swoon
by declaring his craving for human blood.
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Stage 2: Hey, I Just Met You, And Wanna Spend Forever with You
Generally, clingy couples — especially new ones — make us wanna vom.
But not this one. Did you see how cute B&E were at the prom?
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Stage 3: The Break-Up
All relationships have their kryptonites. In this case, the fact that Edward’s brother tried to kill Bella was enough to drive them apart. Fair enough, we suppose.
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Stage 4: Forgiveness… and Then Some
Note to all boyfs who want their exes back: pop the question,
like Edward did at the end of New Moon, and you’ll be golden.
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Stage 5: Virtue, Schmirtue
Can anyone really blame Bella for trying to jump Edward’s bones (prior to marriage)?
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Stage 6: Cheating. Maybe It’s Not Such a Big Deal?
After Bella was caught kissing another guy, these two still found a way to work it out and fight off an evil vamp in the process. There must really be love here.
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Stage 7: Bliss (For the Time Being)
“I do.” Two little words. Big meaning.
Doesn’t exactly mean happily ever after, though…
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Stage 8: The Honeymoon’s Over
The unheard-of vampire/human pregnancy causes a rift between the lovebirds in Breaking Dawn — Part 1. How things will pan out in Part 2 is still TBD… (Is it November 16th, yet?!)
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I think bella swan was raised to be a whore since her mother was a whore hereself. Charlie Swan should have knock the hell out of his daughter and sent her ass home.
So filpping exited!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh and oouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! So much has happened since Bella and Edward got married. They got married, they honeymoned, Bella gave birth to an adorable vampire/human hyrid, Renesmee, Bella nearly died, Jacob imprinted on Renesmee and Bella became a vampire. Ta da! I wonder what’s going to happen in Breaking Dawn Part 2? ;/