With her latest single, Taylor Swift has produced the exact opposite of Cher Lloyd‘s “Want U Back.” We love ’em both, but sometimes a little T. Swift is EXACTLY what we need — and exactly what celebs need, too. It’s not up to us, but here are seven famous ex-couples who should definitely make “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” their theme song:
Rihanna and Chris Brown
Um, obvious much? They’re the definition of a toxic relationship. Onto better things, RiRi!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
No one even knows their relationship status at the moment, but as much as we want to return to the old days of Robsten, some things are tough to forget…
Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama
It’s not just the 12-year age difference, it’s the fact that the last time we cared about Wilmer, he was on That ‘70s Show. And the last time we cared about Demi, it was… ALWAYS.
Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron
We’ve heard Alex has a bit of a temper and things didn’t end smoothly with our darling Quinn Fabray. Also, did anyone notice that they looked a little bit related? Just sayin’.
Katy Perry and Russell Brand
Because Katy should be the one in the relationship with the craziest hair.
Plus have you seen the Katy Perry movie? We’re totally on her side.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
Note to self: You should never marry someone with the same first name as your mom.
Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Taylor Lautner…
(or Basically ANYONE She’s Ever Written a Song About)
Ahem. Try and get back together after that.