You’ve seen them before. The celebs are real, but the Tumblrs are fake. From advice coming straight out of the mouth of a faux Selena Gomez to imaginary texts between 1D and Directioners, we’re kinda secretly — well, not so much anymore — binging on fake celebrity accounts. (Because even if they’re not real, they’re weirder than celebs act IRL…so infinitely more entertaining.) Here’s some of our top picks to read:
Up All Night Texting
Fake texts with the dudes from One Direction. The text in green is from “you,” the text in gray is from “them.” Some of ‘em get a little bit cray. Be warned!
Ask Kristen Stewart
Okay, so this Kristen Stewart is a bit more talkative than our KStew.
Still a little bit of awkward, though.
Ask Rob… Or You Know, Whatever
And on the flip side we’ve got Robert Pattinson. The title says it all.
Fake tweets from celebrities are sometimes better than real tweets from celebrities.
If only some of these were true!
IRL, we’re pretty sure that any query could be solved with a rousing rendition of “Who Says,” because, like, who says you’re not perfect? Who says you’re not worth it? But this Selena gives each piece of advice with a GIF and it’s still so Selena-esque, it’s ridiculous.
Bein’ Quirky with Zooey Deschanel
Even if we’re not with real Zooey (like in the SNL skit), we feel like we’re with her when we read this Tumblr. Quirky! Just sooo quirky!