Oh, school. You can avoid the topic for months, pretend it doesn’t exist, immerse yourself in a non-stop stream of all summer, all the time… but when break ends, you still, like, have to go back. And every year, with the promise of a fresh start, you look in the mirror and whisper-shout, “This year is going to be different! It is — I swear!” You’ve got your new haircut, new schedule, first-day outfit, and you’re feeling AWESOME. But with great expectation comes great (potential) disappointment…
Walking Down the Halls
The random wind machine in the hallway is doing me so many favors!
Oh yeah, random wind machine does not exist. (Falling does, though.)
Your Love Life
Taking off your glasses does not mean you will snag your crush.
Teacher Asks a Question in Class
It’s time to put on your “Oh crap, don’t call on me” face.
What I’m Doing On A Saturday Night
High school party? Psh, paaaaaartying with my dog!
When Dudes You Don’t Know Stare at You
There is a 102% chance that the random guy staring at you isn’t a vampire.
He may just be creepy.
Breaking Out Into Song
The Letter “A”
Because when you’ve been watching Pretty Little Liars all summer, it can get confusing.
English Class Homework
I will breeze through all my assigned reading and tackle the additional ten books I checked out from the library… all within the first week of class.