Don’t act like you didn’t sprint to the closest Walmart the second you heard the new One Direction dolls were out. (Pretty sure that’s where sign #5 happened, though. Not cool.) But what Directioners do with them is the question. Fortunately, these fans tweeted and tumbled the plastic versions of the Brit superstars in various positions and we cannot get enough. So whether they secretly tuck their Harry figurines into bed every night or tweet pics of Zayn everywhere poss, here are the most awk 1D doll adventures we’ve seen:
1. Niall Horan and Liam Payne reenact the most romantic scene of the Disney classic, Lady and the Tramp, as they slurp up a spaghetti noodle. We have to admit, we’re a little jealous.
2. Niall makes Harry Styles sniff his shoe. Play nice, boys!
3. We can’t blame Zayn Malik and Niall at all. If we were them, we’d want our turn at feeling Liam’s rock-hard
plastic abs, too!
4. Louis Tomlinson always keeps it fresh.
5. Lookin’ good, Zayn. That smile of yours isn’t going anywhere. Literally.
6. Don’t worry, Liam. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is our guilty pleasure as well.
7. Boys will be boys. (Honestly, we’re surprised Harry has anything on.)
8. Louis is going for a ride on an alpaca. No big.
9. Looks like Liam’s got a secret crush on someone. And it’s not Danielle Peazer.
10. We always knew they secretly loved the Biebs!