Young love. It just doesn’t seem to last in the celebrity realm, does it? Especially when it comes to one Taylor Swift. Her recent split from Harry Styles has been one of the most talked-about topics in the past week, though, the theories as to the break-up are all over the place. The best (so far): Harry dumped Taylor because “she only ever talked about antiques.” According to the Daily Mail, while the One Direction guy enjoys the party scene, Tay’s a “budding homemaker” bent on her antique collection. Ummm… k. This is without a doubt the most ridiculous/dumb suggestion yet. BUT, we’re gonna play along for right now and attempt to prove that T.Swift is old-lady status like this theory insinuates. (NOTE: This is all in good fun. Join along if you have anything to add!)
The sepia-toned pictures. Instagram brought back the photographic trend from the 1800s, but there are still plenty of other options. Learn some other filters, Taylor!
Her comfort in purchasing family-style homes… next to her then-boyfriends.
She loves to cook/bake. Nothing says
Susie Homemaker lovin’ like something from the oven.
Meredith. Old cat lady syndrome in the works, for sure.
Her actual love for antiques. What more proof do you need?