We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: cats rule the internet. So it’s not surprising that there are millions and millions of cats out there, many operating at a level of BAMF that (sorry!) greatly outstrips your own. Don’t cry too hard–you can’t help it! You already had that non-feline thing going against you. But if you’re looking to up your internal BAMF-ness, you can take some cues from these cats.
Evil eye perfected and chest tattoos? The most winning combination.
Because you wish you could be that airborne.
Everyone would love to have these wall-scaling skillz, if just to pretend to be Spiderman.
Plus, these jump moves are EPIC.
Though let’s avoid hiding from carnivorous dinosaurs, eh?
Riding an invisible BMX bike sounds a lot more appealing.
Maybe you can become a super-spy one day, like this dextrous kitty.
Are you a vampire? …No? Well, you don’t win as much as this cat then.
Eats sashimi with all that class, even without opposable thumbs.
Wouldn’t want to get in a fight with this one. Yikes, watch out.
On the stylistic flip side, way to make us feel like a slacker, Japanese businessman cat.
Props for flexibility, and A+ smizing abilities.
Popping bubbles, making magic, looking perfect.
Have you ever tried to win this cup trick game? It’s pretty much impossible…unless you’re this cat. (Show-off.)
You already knew Grumpy Cat was way more BAMF than you. Some things are obvious.