Pardon us. We’re a little out of breath today. Perhaps it’s because we spent last night screaming at our TVs during Pretty Little Liars. Yeah, that’s definitely it. Here’s a little preview of what some of the yelling sounded like: “That’s the wrong Fitz!” “Ugh, hate her!” “Not Jason!!!” For more of the deets, keep on reading, then make sure to tell us which of the four ladies had it worst during the “What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted” episode.
1. What happened with Hanna? Of course when she tries to do something good, like reuniting her boyfriend with his father, it blows up in her face. After setting up a meeting between Caleb and Jamie, Hanna asks her mom if she could help set up Caleb’s dad with a job at the church so he could stick around Rosewood. But by show’s end, Hanna finds out that Jamie stole from the church collection box! Guess Caleb was better off without him…
2. What happened with Spencer? Anyone up for a game of strip decathlon questions? ’cause that’s exactly what Spencer suggests her and Andrew play after she was voted off the school’s decathlon team for not playing nice with Team Captain Mona. Unfortunately, neither Andrew nor Spencer win — though, we did enjoy his shirtless action in the absence of Toby’s — since Emily stops by Spence’s house with a box of cupcakes before the game’s over. Bummer. BUT, Spencer’s always hatching a plan. Since Mona sends Wren to keep an eye on Spencer, the Little Liar suggests that she and her “doctor” take a ride to a faraway restaurant… where the decathlon team’s playing. Highlight of the night: Spencer screaming and literally pouncing on Mona. It was priceless.
3. What happened with Aria? Oh nothing… except she kisses the wrong Fitz! While Ezra’s away, tending to his long-lost child, Aria spends time with his little bro, Wesley. And by ‘spending time,’ we mean playing tonsil hockey with him. Eep. That’s going to be a fun conversation when the elder Fitz gets back.
4. What happened with Emily? Elevators just got bumped back to the top of our Biggest Fears list. After sneaking into the office of Mr. DiLaurentis, Ali and Jason’s dad (well, technically not Jason’s biological dad, since Spencer’s dad is actually his bio dad, but that’s besides the point), Emily and Jason go back into the elevator — and get stuck! When Em tries to wedge herself in between the doors to get out, the platform moves; she attempts it again — so freakin’ brave! — and manages to wriggle through. But just as she does, the elevator still holding Jason inside plummets to the ground floor!!! Magically, he doesn’t die. Just gets seriously banged up and sent to the hospital… until he suddenly disappears from his hospital bed. WTF?
SIDE NOTE: What the heck is going on with CeCe? She lies to Aria about her car being towed; lies to Emily about not knowing Officer Wilden… Knew we didn’t like her!