What the World Would Be Like Without Miley Cyrus

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Heello

Whether or not you appreciate Miley Cyrus and her livelihood, you’ve gotta admit, the entertainment industry would be a far less… controversial place without her in it. You saw what it was like without her on Teen.com — on that note, should we bring back #MileyMute? — but now, let’s imagine what the world would be like without the “We Can’t Stop” singer all together…

We’d never have heard ‘say what?’ so much. Thanks, Hannah Montana.

Hannah Montana Say What

Hannah Montana Say What

Hannah Montana Say What

Hannah Montana Say What

And, of course, this catchphrase would never have been invented:
Miley Cyrus Sweet Niblets GIF

Pole-dancing would’ve never found its way to the Teen Choice Awards.

We Heart It

We Heart It

Liam Hemsworth may’ve not become LIAM HEMSWORTH. We know he’s hot and all, and the world would suck without him, but would we have started caring about him in the first place if he didn’t date MiCy? Eh.

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Rebloggy

It would’ve been a lot easier to ‘tame’ teens.

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LiveJournal (lienvo64)

Haircuts wouldn’t make BREAKING NEWS headlines (unless Justin Bieber got one, maybe).

Beauty High

Beauty High

Tongues would not have as much airtime.

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Tumblr (teendotcom)

MTV

MTV

My BS

My BS

Students would not get suspended from school for twerking.

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MTV

…or for riding campus monuments like wrecking balls.

Culture Lollipop

Culture Lollipop

And children and parents alike would not react like this:

MTV

MTV

Let’s talk about Miley Cyrus’ 2014 Bangerz tour!

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14 Responses to "What the World Would Be Like Without Miley Cyrus"

  1. Teen.com
    sodonewithuppl says:

    Look people, you don’t like Miley, ok, nobody is forcing you to like her, read about her, watch her vids. NOBODY is saying you have to do it, so don’t do it. She twerked, so does the rest of the nation, showing tougn, ppl were doing that waaay befor her, hair styels(its coled styel for a fucking reason you pabos) fashion, beleched her eyebrows, everybody does it. So shutup and get on with ur life, let Miley be MILEY, because she obviously doesn’t care what you’ll are saying or thinking about her. Hate all you want, critcice all the fucking damn you want, but in the end, nobody really cares.

  2. Teen.com
    ISpeakMyMind-You? says:

    Nothing. That’s what we’d be missing. Except maybe some new ideas for twerking.

  3. Teen.com
    moha says:

    miley is getting help from people so people stop posting stuff if u know u going to hurt someone that likes miley

  4. Teen.com
    Genesis says:

    Miley is just doing all this to get fame duhhhhhj

  5. Teen.com
    iyania says:

    miley crazy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I wonder what her parents say

    • Teen.com
      sabrina moha says:

      hey iyania do u know wht miley’s dad said.He said tht she can be anything but she is always welcome to his house.

  6. Teen.com
    Jalisa says:

    Hahaha he got tired of her !

  7. Teen.com
    Elly says:

    Yeppers!

  8. Teen.com
    Jamie says:

    I totally agree!

  9. Teen.com
    vicky says:

    I love teen.com! I really like all the posts!

  10. Teen.com
    Anon says:

    Honestly one person can’t change the world that much. If it bothers you don’t read about it or watch it, it’s not that hard. There’s no reason one person living the life the way they want to should affect your life that much, and if it does maybe you need to change the way you’re living. If its not Miley its always going to be someone else. The fact that society is obsessing over what she does is our own fault, not hers.

  11. Teen.com
    Elly says:

    Totally

  12. Teen.com
    Sammy says:

    It would be a better place!

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