10 WTF Harry Potter-Inspired Products That Actually Exist

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We’ve been geeking out about the best merchandise for some of our favorite franchises — Divergent, The Mortal Instruments, The Hunger Games, etc. — via Fangirl Goods for a few weeks now. But this time around, we’re changing it up for arguably the biggest of ’em all: Harry Potter.

At this point, we bet you’ve seen some pretty cool accessories and products for J.K. Rowling‘s book series-turned-megawatt film success. However, there are some very questionable pierces of merch that you probably haven’t seen…

Infant Mandrake

"Mandrake, or Mandragora, is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state" -- and then petrifying them again. Look at it!

Photo: Etsy

Mad-Eye Moody Flask & Eye Patch

Not sure which piece is more disturbing.

Photo: eBay

My Little Death Eater

Look -- it's My Little Pony's cousin who's never invited to any of the family dinners.

Photo: Etsy

House Elf Wall Mount


Photo: Etsy

Tom Riddle's Diary & Basilisk Fang Pendant

Because everyone wants to wear a bloody snake fang around their neck.

Photo: Etsy

Monster Book of Monsters

We'd never go to sleep with this book on the shelf next to us at night.

Photo: Etsy

Butterbeer Lotion

What makes this Harry Potter-themed lotion exactly? The fact that it's stacked on HP books?

Photo: Etsy

Invisibility Cloak

If it actually promised invisibility, then obviously it's worth it. But $300 for a replica? You're better off getting yourself 30 regular robes that'll do the same thing. Nothing.

Photo: WB Shop

Luna Lovegood Doll

Yup, really nailed her looks.

Photo: Etsy

Marauder's Map Dress

You'll definitely be swearing you're "up to no good" with this skimpy, uh, map.

Photo: eBay

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  • Sammy

    OMG! These are so cool!