We’ve been geeking out about the best merchandise for some of our favorite franchises — Divergent, The Mortal Instruments, The Hunger Games, etc. — via Fangirl Goods for a few weeks now. But this time around, we’re changing it up for arguably the biggest of ‘em all: Harry Potter.
At this point, we bet you’ve seen some pretty cool accessories and products for J.K. Rowling‘s book series-turned-megawatt film success. However, there are some very questionable pierces of merch that you probably haven’t seen…
"Mandrake, or Mandragora, is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state" -- and then petrifying them again. Look at it!
Mad-Eye Moody Flask & Eye Patch
Not sure which piece is more disturbing.
My Little Death Eater
Look -- it's My Little Pony's cousin who's never invited to any of the family dinners.
House Elf Wall Mount
Tom Riddle's Diary & Basilisk Fang Pendant
Because everyone wants to wear a bloody snake fang around their neck.
Monster Book of Monsters
We'd never go to sleep with this book on the shelf next to us at night.
What makes this Harry Potter-themed lotion exactly? The fact that it's stacked on HP books?
If it actually promised invisibility, then obviously it's worth it. But $300 for a replica? You're better off getting yourself 30 regular robes that'll do the same thing. Nothing.
Photo: WB Shop
Luna Lovegood Doll
Yup, really nailed her looks.
Marauder's Map Dress
You'll definitely be swearing you're "up to no good" with this skimpy, uh, map.