What the World Would Be Like Without Disney Channel

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You saw what the world would be like sans Miley Cyrus — CONCLUSION: It’d be far less… interesting, to say the least — but what about life without the network she originally came from, Disney Channel? It may’ve never crossed your mind, but we’d be living in a far different place if not for Mickey’s home ground. Here, let us explain (in GIFs):

There would’ve been no girl to explain the truth of teenage angst on television in the early ’00s. (Thanks for all of your hard work, Lizzie McGuire.)

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Crushable

Or comic introduction to Shia LaBeouf. If not for Even Stevens, he’d probably just be known for running for his life. In every. Single. Film. Think about it.

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Wiffle GIF

Would you even know the faces of these silhouettes? For reference, from left to right: Nick Jonas, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas, Selena Gomez and Kevin Jonas.

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We Heart It

And forget about Jemi, Niley or Nelena coming into existence. (Not to say any of them lasted.)

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And where would we have gotten all those life lessons from?

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Full GIFs

Aspirations of living in a hotel (or on deck) wouldn’t sound as ‘suite.’

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Tumblr (itsdiegotoldo)

“These people? Who are these people exactly?” That’s what we’d be saying about the following:

Wikia (austinally)

Wikia (austinally)

Fanpop

Fanpop

Jobs Papa

Jobs Papa

Jobs Papa

Jobs Papa

Wikia (A.N.T. Farm)

Wikia (A.N.T. Farm)

The Nickelodeon kids — besides Ariana Grande — would finally be able to get their time in the spotlight (and on the radio).

Wikia (Victorious)

Wikia (Victorious)

DCOM wouldn’t stand for Disney Channel Original Movie because, obviously, they wouldn’t be around. That’d mean no High School Musical!

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Tumblr (f***yeahzac)

And, finally, Girl Meets World would have nowhere to live, meaning Cory & Topanga would just have to live in our memories. Forever.

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7 Responses to "What the World Would Be Like Without Disney Channel"

  1. Teen.com
    Patty says:

    Awww!!!!!! *tears* I miss Cory and Topanga! I miss all of the good Disney Channel.

  2. Teen.com
    007 says:

    There’s even no Mickey Mouse Club, where Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera were groomed, and there will be no Lizzie McGuire star Hilary Duff and her rival Lindsay Lohan. Finally the JoBros, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and later Bella Thorne and Zendaya won’t exist.

    So every 4-5 years, a whole new crop of teenage stars break out into stardom! Of course I wasn’t in the same age group as Britney nor Miley Cyrus, I was born half way between those birth years. So Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan (not to mention non-Disney stars the Olsen twins and the Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes) were the teen idols of my time. Of course there are pros and drawbacks of a child participating in those programs.

    And I always think that Disney and Nickeldeon are like the Microsoft and Apple, the Coca-Cola and Pepsi, the Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte of child/teen networks.

  3. Teen.com
    Christine says:

    Hi

  4. Teen.com
    Alexis says:

    It would be life withoutTV

  5. Teen.com
    Sammy says:

    I miss Hannah Montana and That’s So Raven!

  6. Teen.com
    ayan says:

    cool

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