It’s not always easy being a teenage girl. You know it; we know it; Kim Kardashian‘s little sisters sure as heck know it. Most recently, Kylie Jenner announced that she chopped her long hair off due to stress, which is pretty relatable, right? Right.
However, not every Kylie and Kendall complaint is like every other teenager’s. Let’s go through some of their most-talked-about rants, and rank ‘em from most relatable to really snobby. Just for pure enjoyment, natch.
KYLIE: “I’ve got no plans; no life.” SNOB LEVEL: 1 — Hey, we’ve all said it.
KENDALL: “Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann” SNOB LEVEL: 3 — Again, we’ve all said it. However, Frances Bean Cobain was NOT having it.
KENDALL: “wish everything could be just perfect for likeee 5 minutes. please and thanks” SNOB LEVEL: 3 — It’s pretty much on par with the above complaint.
KYLIE: “I just feel like there was a lot of stress I needed to let go, so I chopped it off. I actually love my hair. I’m cutting more off tomorrow. I’m going a little lighter, because I feel like it. But I love my hair way better short.” SNOB LEVEL: 3 — Yeah, yeah.
KYLIE: “I really want a New Years kiss” SNOB LEVEL: 5 — We understand wanting one, but did you really have to post that to your millions of followers? You know there are plenty of willing people; not everyone has that luxury.
KYLIE on her sucky love life… SNOB LEVEL: 6 — Umm, your sister just got engaged; could make it about her, you know?
KENDALL: “We were cheerleaders, so we miss that. I still go to football games sometimes, but we used to go all the time. We would go to cheer at football games and there would be paparazzi on the other side of the fence taking pictures. It got to a point where it was just ridiculous. Thank God no one stalked us at school! They can stand outside of the property and take pictures in! It’s not hard. It never got to that point, thank God; I would have had a fit if it did. I hate paparazzi.” SNOB LEVEL: 7 — Don’t blame the paps for quitting school; blame your parents.
KENDALLrevealed that she’s “actually trying to put on weight following jibes about her slender figure — but just can’t seem to.” SNOB LEVEL: 8 — How unfortunate.
KYLIE: “I miss my black hair I’m so bipolar :(” SNOB LEVEL: 2; IGNORANCE LEVEL: 9
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KENDALL: “You’re trying to make this bigger and bigger and it’s embarrassing me. You’re just giving me this [over-the-top party], you’re just handing me this and I don’t want it!” SNOB LEVEL: 10 — When your parents wanna spend your birthday in the Bahamas, you say “Thank you, Mom & Dad” and take it with pleasure!