What the World Would Be Like Without Sexy Vampire Fiction (in GIFs)

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We've imagined what the world would be like in many different instances — sans the Internet, sans books, sans Harry Potter, etc. So it was only a matter of time before we wondered how life would be without our favorite pieces of vampire fiction. You know, like The Vampire Diaries, Twilight and Vampire Academy. Basically, sexy vamps and not, like, old-school Nosferatu stuff…

We'd never know what true love is (a la Stelena through TVD, Season 3.5).

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Fictional high schools would not be as interesting. Come on, there's nothing like St. Vladimir's.

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An entire portion of The Mortal Instruments would have to be rewritten. (Okay, so the vampires themselves aren't sexy, but the Shadowhunters sure are.)

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THIS! #TrueBlood

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And who would be the clingy boyfriend every girl would wish for?


Plus Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel would never have happened, which would've SUCKED.

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Johnny Depp in all of his pale glory would've remained to be seen (unless you count his creepy portrayal as The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, bleh).

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Mmm, Dracula.

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A life without ever seeing Brad Pitt like this? Cannot imagine.

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Finally — bringing it back to TVD again, of course — Damon. Salvatore.

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  • Ella

    Stelena is so season one and so boring. Even Paul Wesley wants out.

    • paulina

      are you crazy they are the perfect match even though Damon and Elena were cute Stephan and Elena will always find their way back to each other !

  • what

    #deleNO stelena forever <3

  • Sara


  • Kylie

    STELENA all the way!!!! #deleNo

  • Sammy

    OMG! Hot!

  • ash

    Stelena is epic love? Please… Don’t make me laugh! Delena was mentioned in the other show, won a PCA, won the best couple of all time title. Had an actual build up on the show, unlike Stefan and Elena who happened after two episodes and were the most boring thing about TVD for a long time.
    Elena fell in love with Damon despite the universe forces! She chose him over Stefan! They were together even though everyone were against them, because they only need each other! “True love prevails. Universe be damned.”! Do you even watch the show?! Whoever wrote this article needs a reality check!

    • Disha

      I wouldn’t have put it any better

    • Sophia

      Damon and Elena have broken up…She belongs with Stefan.

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  • Thayná Aprigio

    stefan & elena <3

  • Joy

    I say no for Stelena… Sorry not sorry! Delena slays!