What the World Would Be Like Without Sexy Vampire Fiction (in GIFs)

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We’ve imagined what the world would be like in many different instances — sans the Internet, sans books, sans Harry Potter, etc. So it was only a matter of time before we wondered how life would be without our favorite pieces of vampire fiction. You know, like The Vampire Diaries, Twilight and Vampire Academy. Basically, sexy vamps and not, like, old-school Nosferatu stuff…

We’d never know what true love is (a la Stelena through TVD, Season 3.5).

Wikia (Degrassi)

Wikia (Degrassi)

Fictional high schools would not be as interesting. Come on, there’s nothing like St. Vladimir’s.

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Tumblr (stvladsgush)

An entire portion of The Mortal Instruments would have to be rewritten. (Okay, so the vampires themselves aren’t sexy, but the Shadowhunters sure are.)

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Wiffle GIF

THIS! #TrueBlood

Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton

And who would be the clingy boyfriend every girl would wish for?

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Fanpop

Plus Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel would never have happened, which would’ve SUCKED.

Wikia (Buffy)

Wikia (Buffy)

Johnny Depp in all of his pale glory would’ve remained to be seen (unless you count his creepy portrayal as The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, bleh).

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Tumblr (totalfilm)

Mmm, Dracula.

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Wiffle GIF

A life without ever seeing Brad Pitt like this? Cannot imagine.

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Tumblr (imperialbedrooms)

Finally — bringing it back to TVD again, of course — Damon. Salvatore.

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14 Responses to "What the World Would Be Like Without Sexy Vampire Fiction (in GIFs)"

  1. […] all know we heart the heck outta the folks over at Teen.com, right?  Well, when I saw the title of this article “What the World Would Be Like Without […]

  2. Teen.com
    Ella says:

    Stelena is so season one and so boring. Even Paul Wesley wants out.

    • Teen.com
      paulina says:

      are you crazy they are the perfect match even though Damon and Elena were cute Stephan and Elena will always find their way back to each other !

  3. Teen.com
    what says:

    #deleNO stelena forever <3

  4. Teen.com
    Sara says:

    STEFAN AND ELENA!!!! EPIC LOVE!!!!

  5. Teen.com
    Kylie says:

    STELENA all the way!!!! #deleNo

  6. Teen.com
    Sammy says:

    OMG! Hot!

  7. Teen.com
    ash says:

    Stelena is epic love? Please… Don’t make me laugh! Delena was mentioned in the other show, won a PCA, won the best couple of all time title. Had an actual build up on the show, unlike Stefan and Elena who happened after two episodes and were the most boring thing about TVD for a long time.
    Elena fell in love with Damon despite the universe forces! She chose him over Stefan! They were together even though everyone were against them, because they only need each other! “True love prevails. Universe be damned.”! Do you even watch the show?! Whoever wrote this article needs a reality check!

  8. Teen.com
    Thayná Aprigio says:

    stefan & elena <3

  9. Teen.com
    Joy says:

    I say no for Stelena… Sorry not sorry! Delena slays!

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