The ’90s are all that… when it comes to television, music, toys and movies (even though they didn’t necessarily get great reviews). However, when it comes to fashion, beauty and the like, it’s a whole different ballgame; one that the decade will never win in a million years.
While we’re totally okay with some revivals, like hair bows and crop tops — visit our friends at Gurl for more comeback styles! — other trends, like the ones you’re about to see in the gallery below, are better left in the 1990s. Trust us.
...or just weird hats in general a la Blossom's.
It's like Hermione (circa The Sorcerer's Stone), only worse.
Bonus points if you alternated between crimped, curly and pin-straight pieces.
Aaliyah was able to pull it off in all of her Tommy Hilfiger ads, but that's about it.
Photo: Tommy Hilfiger
Honestly, we're happy to see that overalls are making a comeback. Just make sure to leave both straps on. You're not any cooler if you leave one hanging.
On, and remember those shades that flip up? Yeah, leave those in the '90s too.
Photo: Warner Bros.
It's like letting thieves know exactly where your money is in the ugliest way ever. Cool.
Sorry, but are you planning on going golfing today? No? Then what's the point?
All Denim Everything
Leave the look to early '00s Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake.
What were people thinking??
Photo: Big 10 Tens