Miley Cyrus is no longer ‘tongue tied’ — she’s back in action after her stint in the hospital, and spewing all sorts of
nonsense words that’ll leave parents far from pleased. (Not that that’s anything new.) Most recently, during her Bangerz tour concert in London, where she encouraged fans to smoke marijuana instead of cigarettes…
She begins, “It smells like somebody’s smoking in here and you’re not smoking the good stuff. You know weed has never killed anybody. Instead of smoking a cigarette, why don’t you roll a fat joint?” Okay, reassuring youngin’s it’s all right to break the law, the youge.
The 21-year-old continues, “I used to smoke, I smoked for three years and they were the best three years of my life… but they slowly started to kill me and I started looking old and I’m only 21… and no one wanted to make out with me.” The best three years of her life? K.
“In the middle of smoking all these joints, I could get any guy and girl to make out with me, because my breath smelled so hot. I love cigarettes, but I can’t smoke, so now I’m just trying to bring you guys all down with me… and make you not smoke either. Im pissed off because I can’t have a cigarette. I wish cigarettes didn’t kill people, because then I would f****** smoke all day.” Wow, way to be cocky with the whole ‘I can get anyone’ thing.
What do you think of MiCy’s argument? Are you happy to hear that she’s back to work? Tell us all your Miley Cyrus-related thoughts in the comments below.
Miley Cyrus is back and slamming the haters!