12 Amazing Gilmore Girls Quotes That Perfectly Describe Your Life

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Gilmore Girls was the greatest TV show that there ever was for the ’00s girl. And, now that it’s been immortalized(-ish) on Netflix, it’s sort of the perfect TV show for every ’10s girl, and so on. Because, apart from featuring some of the best relationships ever to be filmed, it’s also got, like, the BEST script.

Sure, it’s funny and wittier than any of us could dream of being, even on our best day. But what’s really amazing about it is how freaking relevant it was. And what’s really, REALLY amazing about it is how perfectly those decade-old words still describe your life. Our vote is that it’s sorcery, but we’re open to suggestions. So, without further ado, prepare to have your life explained by these 12 amazing GG quotes. And then grab you a coffee at Luke’s.


'Oy, with the poodles already.' - Lorelai Gilmore

It applies to any and all situation.

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'I'm not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm.' - Rory Gilmore

The classic frenemy definition.

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'I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.' - Lorelai Gilmore

Ain't that the truth?

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'He smells really good and he looks amazing and I am stupid.' - Rory Gilmore

Everyone's felt like this about a really perfect at one point or another.

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'How McDonald's of you. - Emily Gilmore

Even if you, yourself, love McDonald's, this is still one of the greatest insults there ever was.

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'Okay, I'm just gonna let everyone deal with all this because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee and maybe hammer a nail into my head.' - Lorelai Gilmore

The perfect way to describe the feeling you have when you're willing to do anything to escape a room full of madness.

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'People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.' - Michel Gerard

For the days when it seems like everyone's out to annoy you.

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'There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone's face, but this is definitely one of them.' - Lorelai Gilmore

Some people are terrible enough that this is the best and least-crazy solution.

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'I need you, I need you here, I need you now. I cannot do this alone. I need my Mommy, and dammit, I don't care who knows it.' - Rory Gilmore

No matter how grown-up we want to think we are, sometimes we all just want our mommies.

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'I can't date. I'm not genetically set up for it.' - Paris Geller

When you've been single for, what feels like, forever, this thought is inevitable.

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'I find nothing exciting before 11 AM.' - Rory Gilmore

Shout out to all of the morning people. We don't understand you very much.

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'Oh, that makes me so mad. And so sad. I'm smad.' - Sooke St. James

Now you have a word to describe how you feel when you accidentally crack your phone screen.

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