Nickelodeon’s Rugrats was one of those shows that was inherently scandelous. The main character was Tommy Pickles. His last name is Pickles! This alone proves that things were going to get a little weird on the series. Although the adorable and hilarious baby-centered show ended in 2006, it was on for more than 15 years, which makes for lots of totally absurd and often times inappropriate jokes.
Like other Nickelodeon shows (Spongebob Squarepants for starters!) Rugrats was all about hidding and sneaking in dirty jokes as much as possible. Almost everything that came out of Grandpa Lou’s mouth was saucy and sexual. Seriously, re-watch the show, your mind will be blown. Until then we have rounded up a few ridiculous dirty jokes that you might have missed when you were a kid.
1. Tommy was always sticking his hands in his pants. He even used his diaper to hold his screwdriver. Okay so it was an actual screwdriver but when you think about it, a screwdriver in someone’s pants is dirty.
2. Finding out Grandpa Lou was a little bit of a pervert. He watched space porn while babysitting!
3. All of the nakedness. Yes they are babies, but being naked all the time is not a great example to be setting for young kids. Plus, Tommy is always naked… it’s just too much to handle.
4. That time you realized what the babies were really eating. Please just read the gummy worm label. They’re supposed to be tasty candy for kids not gross gummies, ugh.
5. When Stu Pickles decided to make this hand gesture. After Phil and Lil’s dad went away, Stu said he was away doing some “male bonding.”
6. Tommy’s toy clown wasn’t so innocent. First of all the clown’s name was Boppo and he was creepy. Second of all when all the other kids were outside playing Tommy was inside, alone “bopping his Boppo.” If you don’t get it right away, just wait a second.
7. If you really think about it Angelica was always PMSing. Seriously, she was usually hungry, craved sweets and was angry, like, all the time!
8. Phil and Lil taught you a thing or two about the body. When Tommy asked Lil why she was different your childhood was basically over.
9. Even the adults were shocked when Angelica’s mom starting making this naughty joke. Thank goodness she got a call from work!
10. Chuckie has a major trip in one episode. Come on, those glasses are alluding to way more than watching a crazy TV episode. He looks wild.
11. Even Didi gets in on the trippy action. Maybe the whole series is one long drug trip. It would explain a lot of the strange things that happen on this show.
12. We are still NOT okay with whatever it is that Angelica is doing here. You just can’t stop starring even though you want to look away so badly.
13. Phil gets it! No one should eat butt cookies, they just shouldn’t.