5 Gilmore Girls Fan Theories That’ll Make You Want More Than A Year in the Life

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Okay, it’s been a few days since the release of Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life on Netflix (a.k.a. the revival of the ’00s CW television series that was enjoyed by everyone and their mother — literally). That means we’re allowed to talk about it without fear of retaliation from fans who’ve yet to watch it, right? If not, well… oh well, we’re still gonna talk about it at least a little bit, especially with that cliffhanger looming over our heads.

Still haven’t seen it? 1. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? 2. Here’s your warning, there are *SPOILERS AHEAD*

While we could go on an on, dissecting the relationships between Lorelai & Luke, Lorelai & Emily, Lorelai & Rory, etc. over the course of the past 9 years, as well as theorize about who sent Emily that mysterious letter (which we won’t get into today), there’s one teeny, tiny, tidbit that NEEDS to be addressed rightthissecond: those last four words.

The last four words have been a topic of discussion among the cast, crew and fandom ever since the public find out that the last four words held any sort of importance. While we can honestly say that we felt it coming as the clock ticked down, we still weren’t prepared for what went down:

Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Yeah?
Rory: I’m pregnant.

TBH, it’s the last two words that made the jaw-dropping moment, but that probably would’ve been easier for people to figure out, so the producers and such kept repeating, “The last four words, the last four words…”

Anyway, now that we’re all up to speed, WTF?! Even if there’s no return of the TV show — which is the latest topic of discussion — Rory’s baby daddy must be known! That can’t be left up in the air, never to be discovered!

Of course, we may never know… and that blows… but we can all drum up potential fathers for the child. The Internet sure has. Here are five theories as to who’s the daddy of the littlest Gilmore:

1. Logan — They were having sex (and committing adultery) throughout the revival’s duration, so he’s the most likely candidate.


2. Jess Mariano — Who’s to say something didn’t happen between Rory & Jess when the cameras weren’t rolling? After all, that look he gave her was so…


3. The Wookiee — Hey, it wouldn’t be the first time a one-night stand resulted in pregnancy.


4. Paul — You know, the boyfriend she kept forgetting to break up with… because she forgot he even existed.


5. Or… Rory’s a surrogate! — For Michel & his husband? For Lorelai & Luke? With Paris Geller being the head of a surrogacy agency, and Rory needing the money, it’s not out of the realm of possibility in either case.



So, basically, everyone but Dean is considered to be in the running.
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Did you know that a bunch of your favorites guest-starred on Gilmore Girls before fame?


Alex Borstein

FIRST EPISODE: "Pilot" — Season 1, Episode 1

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 5, 2000

She wasn't yet Lois Griffin when she guest-starred as both the harpist at the Inn and as Emily's personal stylist. Plus, she originally had the role of Sookie!

Photo: The WB

Jane Lynch

EPISODE: "Forgiveness and Stuff" — Season 1, Episode 10

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: December 21, 2000

Jane played a nurse at the hospital where Richard went after his heart attack scare.

Photo: The WB

Kendall Schmidt

FIRST EPISODE: "Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy" — Season 2, Episode 5

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 30, 2001

You haven't truly known happiness until you've witnessed a bite-sized Kendall in a Boy Scout's uniform, just being the most adorable.

Photo: The WB

Seth MacFarlane

FIRST EPISODE: "Lorelai's Graduation Day" — Season 2, Episode 21

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: May 14, 2002

Seth's character was one of the students in Lorelai's graduating class who was awkwardly vocal about how much he hated rich kids, not knowing that Lorelai was one of them.

Photo: The WB

Jon Hamm

EPISODE: "Eight O' Clock At the Oasis" — Season 3, Episode 5

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 22, 2002

Jon Hamm had a teeny, tiny role as one of Lorelai's failed dates.

Photo: The WB

Billy Burke

FIRST EPISODE: "I Solemnly Swear" — Season 3, Episode 11

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: January 21, 2003

Before he was Bella Thorne's dad, Billy played a guy who Lorelai lied to about her interests to get him to like her. She said she liked fishing, ha!

Photo: The WB

Ben Falcone

EPISODE: "Say Goodnight, Gracie" — Season 3, Episode 20

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: May 6, 2003

Ben's married to Melissa McCarthy in real life and even directed her in Bridesmaids. But, before then, he played the pallbearer at Fran's funeral.

Photo: The WB

Victoria Justice

FIRST EPISODE: "The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles" — Season 4, Episode 3

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 7, 2003

Vic played a birthday party guest who was little, but had a lot of sass.

Photo: The WB

Max Greenfield

EPISODE: "Chicken or Beef?" — Season 4, Episode 4

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 14, 2003

During the whole Dean-getting-married fiasco, Max played one of his buddies at his bachelor party.

Photo: The WB

Nick Offerman

FIRST EPISODE: "The Festival of Living Art" — Season 4, Episode 7

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: November 4, 2003

Nick played Bo, Jackson's super-inapprops brother who had a thing for Lorelai.

Photo: The WB

Rami Malek

EPISODE: "In the Clamor and the Clangor" — Season 4, Episode 11

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: January 27, 2004

Rami played Andy in just one scene of the show as a member of Lane's church group. It was his first role ever!

Photo: The WB

Vanessa Marano

FIRST EPISODE: "The Prodigal Daughter Returns" — Season 6, Episode 9

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: November 15, 2005

She wasn't yet Lois Griffin when she guest-starred as both the harpist at the Inn and as Emily's personal stylist. Plus, she originally had the role of Sookie!

Photo: The WB

Krysten Ritter

FIRST EPISODE: "'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous" — Season 7, Episode 4

ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 17, 2006

Krysten had a pretty long role as Rory's good friend at Yale. Their friendship almost ended because she found out that her boyfriend was actually really into Rory and lied about it.

Photo: The WB

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