8 Celebrities Who Savagely Dissed Their Ex’s *~Bedroom Skillz~* After Splitting

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Everybody knows that when two people break up, all bets are off. Not only does some ~dirty laundry~ inevitably get aired out, but even if the exes’ separation was amicable, an accidental bad-mouth can still slip out. Hey, we’re only human!

Multiply the emotion that comes following a split by a thousand and that’s what you’ve got when two celebrities call it quits. While some stars choose to stay tight-lipped about what goes on behind closed doors in a relationship, others have no problem divulging each and every detail. Whether or not this is a good thing depends on who you ask. For example, it’s pretty juicy for fans to know the hot gossip about a celebrity’s sex life, but might be pretty hurtful for the person whose skills (or lack thereof) are up for public debate. Despite the unavoidable drama that ensues after a celeb drops a gossip bomb, the following eight celebrities dished the deets on what happens underneath the sheets with their ex-love.

Perrie Edwards

Not only did Perrie bash ex-fiancé Zayn Malik's skills in the bedroom, but she did so in a song that debuted at number one on the UK Singles Chart and won a BRIT Award for Best Single.

In the tune, "Shout Out to My Ex," the lyrics go, "This is a shout out to my ex / Heard he in love with some other chick / I hope she gettin' better sex / Hope she ain't fakin’ it like I did."

Poor, Zayn! That must've been a pretty enormous hit on his ego. Maybe he's... learned from his mistakes?

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Wilmer Valderrama

In 2006, during the thick of his That '70s Show fame, Wilmer got a little too candid during an interview with Howard Stern and spilled the tea on basically all of the Hollywood women he's ~romanced~

The actor claimed that not only did he take ex-girlfriend, Mandy Moore's, virginity but that "it wasn't like warm apple pie." (???? what does that mean?)

He also suggested that he had hooked up with Jennifer Love Hewitt (he gave her an 8 of out 10 in the sex department), Lindsay Lohan (he said her boobs were fake) and Ashlee Simpson (who he called "a screamer").

After the interview came out, Mandy called the action "tacky" and said parts of it weren't true.

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Kristin Cavallari

This Laguna Beach mean girl said (while filming The Hills, BTW) that sex with Brody Jenner was very "vanilla." According to E News, she later continued with the description saying,"We just...didn't really do anything out of the box [sexually]."

A few years later, Kylie Jenner's older bro tried to dispel the bad-in-bed rumors, saying, "[My girlfriend, Kaitlynn and I] also switch it up and do fun things as well. We're not opposed to having somebody else join in on our sexcapades." Oh.

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John Mayer

John Mayer may be a great songwriter-singer, but he can be a complete d-bag when it comes to women (Have you even heard "Dear John" by Taylor Swift?).

Either way, he got totally TMI when it came to talking about his short-lived relationship with Jessica Simpson. He told Playboy, "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say....It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*ckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you."

Jess responded to the comments in an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show saying, "I don't want people to know how I am in bed! That’s not the John I knew."

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Jessica Simpson

For someone who was soooo upset about an ex talking about their sex life, she clearly didn't learn from the pain it caused her, because a few years later she majorly dissed her ex-husband's bedroom skills. According to Radar Online, Ashlee's older sis said, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much. I faked the whole thing. I really felt sorry for him; I still loved him though."


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Russell Brand

During a standup routine in London, Russell said, "When I got divorced [from Katy Perry], I considered becoming a monk. When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. I'd be having sex thinking, 'Think of anyone, anyone else.'" Wow, admitting to thinking about someone else during sex with your partner? That's pretty heartless.

He later told Howard Stern that being single after he and Katy split was "like if you've been on a diet of rice for awhile and then suddenly Willy Wonka said, 'I need you to run my chocolate factory.'" Insinuating, yet again, that sexually he and the "Wide Awake" singer's sex life left lots to be desired.

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Nick Carter

This Backstreet Boys guy had the worst things to say about his relationship with Paris Hilton — and even admitted that he'd cheated on her with Ashlee Simpson!

While promoting his reality show, House of Carters, Nick said, "She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform." Those are some pretty hefty accusations.

The boybander continued, "At the start she loved to tease me by saying she wasn't wearing any panties. But because I know Paris is used to getting what she wants when she wants, I was determined to make her wait, which drove her wild with desire. In fact I held out for three weeks before I had sex with her... But Paris got completely wasted and the sex was distinctly average as we were both too drunk to really enjoy it."

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Rita Ora

When Rita and Rob Kardashian went to Splitsville, their whole relationship went up in flames. Dream's dad claimed that the singer had cheated on him with "nearly 20 dudes," leaving him "disgusted."

Rita didn't deny the infidelity accusations, but rather said that her cheating was his fault because she wasn't ~sexually satisfied~ by the 29-year-old. The 26-year-old tweeted (then deleted... as always), "Rob’s d*ck was wack, I had to go get it somewhere else." No wonder the kid's got trust issues...

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