6 of the Creepiest Riverdale-Inspired Products You Can Actually Buy

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We admit it, Riverdale can be downright spooky, what with trying to solve the murder of Jason Blossom and all. The CW’s newest series gives us the chills every week, as we follow along with the adventures of Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Cheryl. We’ve been captive to our television sets (or laptop screens) waiting for more clues in the sexy and spooky drama, and even the off-screen drama and rumors have our attention. (Please, oh please, let this be true!!!)

While Riverdale can totally give us the creeps, especially when we hear Jughead’s (Cole Sprouse‘s) voiceover detailing what’s going down, these six Riverdale-inspired merchandise items might actually be even spookier. Before the next episode airs and you continue pining after your Riverdale babe of choice, here are six of the creepiest Riverdale-inspired products you can buy online:

Jason Blossom Custom Funko Pop, $86.11

It's hard to know where to start on this creepy Riverdale-inspired product. From the bloodied head wound to the closed eyes, this is an absolutely terrifying take on Jason Blossom's mysterious death. This isn't really something you could show off to your friends or keep on your shelf. Nobody needs a dead figurine, and it's $86.

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Jughead Puffy Pin, $10.00

Cole Sprouse is a heartthrob, but this puffy pin is taking your crush on the CW star a little too far. You better be a serious Jughead fan if you’re wearing this accessory.

Photo: Etsy

Jughead Jones Postcard, $10.00

You'll just have to trust us that this postcard might creep out your friend if you send it to them. Like the puffy pin, this product takes the crushing on Cole Sprouse a little too far.

Photo: Etsy

'I Killed Jason Blossom' Pillow, $20.00

This should not be displayed on your bed, couch or anywhere in your home. Claiming you committed the murder of a fictional character is creepy, really creepy.

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Josie and the Pussycats Costume, $14.56

Let's leave the Josie and the Pussycats dress-up to the experts and avoid this costume at all costs. There's a lot going on here, including a tail, and that's an accessory no one should be sporting, except maybe on Halloween.

Photo: Costume Pub

'Archie is an Idiot' Onesie, $20.07

Don't even think about getting this gift for a family member. The last thing any baby needs is a bunch of adults asking who Archie is or wondering why a baby is calling someone an idiot.

Photo: Red Bubble

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