We know it’s been three days since we finally figured out who killed Jason Blossom on Riverdale, but we’re still beyond shook. Like, we truly cannot handle it. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s move on to what we’re discussing in this post — memes!
While the CW show is pretty freakin’ dramatic, making jokes online eases the burden a bit and makes you feel like you’re not alone in your struggle of accepting what the eff goes on each week. Needless to say, when you read these memes you’ll feel one with countless other over-the-top Riverdale fans such as yourself.
1. Veronica be like:
3. Gurrrrrrl, bye!
7. Be still our hearts:
8. Riverdale fans be like:
9. Can we join?
10. El oh el.
11. Literally crying!
12. Did we just become best friends??
13. It’s v stressful.
14. Into it.
15. Says every Riverdale fan ever:
16. Find the lie:
17. Still shook AF!
18. SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!
Do you believe you can actually buy these creepy Riverdale products?
Jason Blossom Custom Funko Pop, $86.11
It's hard to know where to start on this creepy Riverdale-inspired product. From the bloodied head wound to the closed eyes, this is an absolutely terrifying take on Jason Blossom's mysterious death. This isn't really something you could show off to your friends or keep on your shelf. Nobody needs a dead figurine, and it's $86.
Jughead Puffy Pin, $10.00
Cole Sprouse is a heartthrob, but this puffy pin is taking your crush on the CW star a little too far. You better be a serious Jughead fan if you’re wearing this accessory.
Jughead Jones Postcard, $10.00
You'll just have to trust us that this postcard might creep out your friend if you send it to them. Like the puffy pin, this product takes the crushing on Cole Sprouse a little too far.
'I Killed Jason Blossom' Pillow, $20.00
This should not be displayed on your bed, couch or anywhere in your home. Claiming you committed the murder of a fictional character is creepy, really creepy.
Photo: Red Bubble
Josie and the Pussycats Costume, $14.56
Let's leave the Josie and the Pussycats dress-up to the experts and avoid this costume at all costs. There's a lot going on here, including a tail, and that's an accessory no one should be sporting, except maybe on Halloween.
Photo: Costume Pub
'Archie is an Idiot' Onesie, $20.07
Don't even think about getting this gift for a family member. The last thing any baby needs is a bunch of adults asking who Archie is or wondering why a baby is calling someone an idiot.
Photo: Red Bubble