WTF? Taylor Swift’s Been Dating a Guy for MONTHS & No One Had Any Idea!!!

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So, you know how it seems like Taylor Swift dropped off the planet in 2017? Like, apart from her “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” music video with Zayn Malik for Fifty Shades Darker, she’s been M.I.A. — you HAD to have noticed that. Anyway, the reason isn’t just because she’s trying to stay out of the spotlight after her reputation took a massive hit, courtesy of Kanye West & Kim Kardashian, in 2016 — it’s ’cause she’s been secretly dating someone… while wearing disguises!

According to The Sun‘s Bizarre column, the 27-year-old “New Romantics” singer filled in her ~blank space~ with rising British actor Joe Alwyn. Here’s a picture:



Oh, and it’s supposedly not a just a fling either. “Taylor and Joe are the real deal,” reports The Sun, “this is a very serious relationship.” What keeps them under wraps, though, is the spectacle caused by her last relationship. “[A]fter what happened with Tom Hiddleston, they were determined to keep it quiet.”

But how, exactly, have they been getting away with their secret romance? Well, remember those disguises we mentioned… “She’s been walking around with Joe in London using disguises, like scarves and hats, to keep her identity under wraps,” the site adds. “Nobody has a clue they’ve been walked past a music superstar.”

Wow… Well… Congrats to them!
Before Joe — or even Tom or Calvin — Taylor racked up quite the dating timeline:

Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Joe Jonas

Clearly, this relationship actually happened since it ended with the break-up voicemail heard 'round the world. At least we got some good tunes out of it, though. ("Forever & Always" AND "Last Kiss.")

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Lucas Till

According to Lucas himself, the "You Belong With Me" music video co-stars did date "for a little bit." However, he revealed to MTV that "there was no friction because we were too nice. Most relationships work out 'cause you get along and then you don't, and then you make up and it's passionate, and with us I really just liked her as a friend. That’s the only reason that didn't work out."

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Taylor Lautner

Ah, Taylor-Squared... Those were the days. Unfortunately, it appeared that he was more into the relationship than she was (as evidenced by "Back to December.")

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: John Mayer

No, we don't think Tay was bitter about this fling (and its demise) at all. :cough: "Dear John" :cough:

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Chord Overstreet

The two linked up for "Thelma & Louise" at the 2011 CMT Awards, but as far as Chord's brother, Nash Overstreet, is concerned, "They never actually dated! No, they were just hanging out... They got along very well because Chord's so outgoing and Taylor's very outgoing. They were just hanging out and they happened to be very famous. But it was never dating."

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Cory Monteith

We think the way she reacted to Ellen's implication that they dated on The Ellen Show is all the proof we need.

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Jake Gyllenhaal

It was an odd romance from the start. But we're guessing that Tay knew that considering T.Swift's "All Too Well" lyrics, It was rare.

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Will Anderson (Parachute)

Considering Taylor mentions 'eight months' — which is the amount of time between her link-ups with Jake and Will — as well as James Taylor — whom Will is admittedly a fan of — guess it's safe to say that "Begin Again" is about the Parachute songwriter.

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Zac Efron

Do we think this one actually happened? Nah, but they would've made one cute couple.

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Eddie Redmayne

Remember when Taylor Swift auditioned for Les Miserables? Yeah, this supposedly happened around then. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), when the "Red" singer didn't snag a role in the film, the Eddie-Taylor thing was over basc before it began.

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Garrett Hedlund

Well, they went out on one dinner date, so if you count that as love...

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Patrick Schwarzenegger

Rumor had it that the two were an item after they were spotted together on Independence Day last year, but that was probably because she was hooking up with the next guy...

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Conor Kennedy

...Conor, who just so happens to be Patrick's cousin.

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Harry Styles

Haylor. 'nuff said. Still waiting for the break-up track, Taylor!

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Taylor Swift's (Rumored) Boyfriends: Ed Sheeran

The Red tour partners constantly get questioned as to whether or not they're hooking up. But Ed has said plenty of times that he would never — she dated his bestie after all.

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