Minions are the cutest things to ever happen to us, with the exception of, like, puppies. And kittens. And baby pigs. And tiny sloths. OKAY so maybe they are a little strange, but we love ’em nonetheless. Nobody really knows what they’re saying, but we get the gist, and that’s all that matters. Since Despicable Me 3 is hitting theaters very soon, a little birdy told us that there’s some new Minions merch on the shelves of your favorite stores to celebrate!
We’ve all seen the ordinary — Minions lunch boxes, Minions posters, Minions baseball caps — but you most likely have NOT seen some strange AF items for purchase. These are the craziest, weirdest, most unnecessary objects of the century… in Minions form. Shop on, shoppers!
Cookie Cutters, $25.00
Because we like our minions #baked.
Puma Sneakers, $55.00
In case you know a little kid that NEEDS to run behind Gru all day.Photo: Puma
Bop It!, $14.99
Disclaimer: it does NOT speak Minion, but it's still really freakin' hilarious and actually kinda fun.Photo: Best Buy
Button-Down Shirt, $19.99
The perfect gift for Dad! Ya know, if he's insane and/or a Minion Stan.
Toast Cutters, $12.99
Part of a balanced breakfast.
Photo: Bed, Bath and Beyond
Car Accessories, $101.84
So you can roll up to #bae's pad lookin' fly. Or psycho.
Laptop Keyboard Cover, $15.99
Seriously, just imagine whipping this baby out at school or work...now THAT'S a conversation starter.
Crystal Chain, $19.98
If you're a baller on a budget.
Business Card Holder, $17.49
In case you need to give a villain your business card, and you want him to know you're DTM (down to minion).
Cat Costumes, $14.95
Minions? More like, Meowions.
Photo: Pawsome Couture