Prior to Taylor Swift‘s split from Harry Styles, the “I Knew You Were Trouble” singer was getting flack for her never-ending list of short-term relationships. (Remember American Idol contestant Tim Urban’s faux break-up song?) Now that Haylor’s over, the heat just keeps on coming.
At the Golden Globes, Tina Fey took a jab at the country girl, saying: “You stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son!… She needs some ‘me’ time to learn about herself.” Days later, Conan O’Brien‘s getting in on the action. On the latest episode of his show, he reveals Tay’s next (fake) track. Here are the lyrics:
I’ll never forget the night we met.
It was a cold and rainy [DAY OF THE WEEK]
You kept me warm and dry with your smile.
And your [ENDEARING THREE-SYLLABLE PERSONAL TRAIT]
But now you’re gone and all that remains is the pain.
And a heart full of [SYNONYM FOR "SADNESS" THAT RHYMES WITH "AIN."]
Oh I just don’t know how to say goodbye to you,
[PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING: HARRY, CONOR, PATRICK, ZAC, EDDIE, JAKE, GUY FROM GLEE, JOHN, GUY FROM TWILIGHT, OTHER GUY FROM TWILIGHT, LUCAS, JONAS BROTHER]
The only love of my life.
Taylor recently tweeted:
Back in the studio. Uh oh…
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) January 10, 2013
According to reports, she’s well underway with penning a tune for her 1D relationship demise. Do you think T.Swift will write/already wrote a song about Harry? What do you think of all the recent comments about her? Tell us below or on our Taylor Swift message board!