Prior to Taylor Swift‘s split from Harry Styles, the “I Knew You Were Trouble” singer was getting flack for her never-ending list of short-term relationships. (Remember American Idol contestant Tim Urban’s faux break-up song?) Now that Haylor’s over, the heat just keeps on coming.

At the Golden Globes, Tina Fey took a jab at the country girl, saying: “You stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son!… She needs some ‘me’ time to learn about herself.” Days later, Conan O’Brien‘s getting in on the action. On the latest episode of his show, he reveals Tay’s next (fake) track. Here are the lyrics:

I’ll never forget the night we met.
It was a cold and rainy [DAY OF THE WEEK]
You kept me warm and dry with your smile.
And your [ENDEARING THREE-SYLLABLE PERSONAL TRAIT]
But now you’re gone and all that remains is the pain.
And a heart full of [SYNONYM FOR "SADNESS" THAT RHYMES WITH "AIN."]

Oh I just don’t know how to say goodbye to you,
[PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING: HARRY, CONOR, PATRICK, ZAC, EDDIE, JAKE, GUY FROM
GLEE, JOHN, GUY FROM TWILIGHT, OTHER GUY FROM TWILIGHT, LUCAS, JONAS BROTHER]
The only love of my life.

Taylor recently tweeted:

According to reports, she’s well underway with penning a tune for her 1D relationship demise. Do you think T.Swift will write/already wrote a song about Harry? What do you think of all the recent comments about her? Tell us below or on our Taylor Swift message board!

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  • mickay

    I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE taylor

  • Zoey kiss

    Main people commenting rude things r the people who’s username’s have something to do with 1D i love 1D and taylor. Just remember haters, at the end of the day their rich,pretty, and famous and your sitting behind a computer ;)

  • Directioner

    Directioners know the truth, they won’t believe taylor’s lies

  • Helenena

    Wow! I didnt know that!!!!!

  • Cassidy1D

    Agree to you guys all! I liked Taylor before. But not anymore

  • 1D-fan

    poor Harry: (she has nothing else to do than to have boyfriends and then make songs about their “break up” I do not like her at all!

    • 1Dluvr

      i totally agree with you she just uses boys 4 hits & attention and its not right