Before we go any further, let us point out the well-known fact that we are pro-Twilight. Our teen columnist even called Breaking Dawn — Part 2 “the best movie of the century!” Nevertheless, we still couldn’t help but notice the very accurate points made in the Honest Trailer for Parts 1 and 2 of the conclusion of The Twilight Saga. (Guess that’s why it’s referred to as ‘honest,’ though it’s also quite cruel too.)

Some of the key elements: a great deal of time was spent on chess, two montages of the past films and, of course, Edward’s Volvo; vampires don’t sparkle as they used to, even in direct sunlight; Bella can’t use toothpaste (or ketchup for that matter; remember the first flick?); tweens and moms have been waiting for this moment, while dads… not so much.

WARNING: If you’ve never seen the movies, there are several spoilers in the video. What’d you think of the Honest Trailer? Funny? Too mean? Totally true? Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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  • Damion Glass

    twilight sucks

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  • Jennifer

    Wow i cant wait 2 watch part 2 cos part 1 was really hot

  • Lily Zweig

    EVEN coming from the Columnist who called this the “Best Movie of the Century” I will admit I got quite a few knee slappers out of this one. Highly accurate, and yet I feel incredibly guilty for laughing at this!

  • Grace

    Hahaha I have never seen one of these movies!!! but this is still really funny!

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  • amy