A random girl made a video that claims to be the “Worst Twerk Fail EVER,” and honestly the biggest fail about this is the fact that people believe it’s real. First, we will give them props for planning all this out. The candles, the alcohol conveniently sitting out on the table, the fire proof pants, breaking a table — a lot of effort was put into making this “candid” video.
We don’t want to seem all “Negative Nancy” but let’s get to the real point here — it’s totally fake. Exhibit A: of all the places to “twerk” in your home, you really are going to choose the door? Really? Also, isn’t it convenient that she just so happens to turn up the music a little louder before she starts to twerk? It practically reeks of scheming. You can just picture the two planning it out and saying “OK, when I turn the music up, I’ll start twerking on the door, then you come in like 10 seconds later? OK?”
Also, she seems like an agile girl. You’d think she’d know better than to just fall into the table. Or for that matter, you think she’d take extra precaution when she decided to make this “twerk” video, and do more to ensure the door was locked. And don’t you think should would have been able to tell the door was being tampered with?
Regardless, people are going to watch this, but we just want you to be informed. As you know, we’ve been over twerking for a while now, and this does nothing but reiterate our distaste for the “dance” craze.
Watch the video above for yourself IF YOU MUST, and tell us what YOU think of it in the comments.
Let’s be real — the worst twerk fail ever was Miley at the VMAs…